Bad Jokes

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Will loves bad jokes, expecially when they involve the sun. Nico secretly loves them, expecially when they come from his boyfriend. Sometimes Will will just say them in the middle of the night, sometimes they're puns that come as soon as Nico does something.

“The sun is 9x the diameter of earth, how can something so big disappear at night?” Will says while him and Nico are getting ready for bed. Nico sighs and looks at the son of Apollo like he knows what's coming next.  “I stayed up all night last night, and then finally, it dawned on me” Will's face breaks into a grin while he says the last line. Nico smiles at him and shakes his head. “Oh my gods, that was so bad” but pecks him on the lips regardless.

“Hey, do you know how the man on the moon cuts his hair?” Will asks when both him and Nico are laying in bed. “I don't know, how does he do it?” Nico says. “Eclipse it” For a moment they sit there before Will starts laughing, Nico joining in.

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