Me: ok guys, so I want you to listen to this song and tell me what you think.
America: ok dude, this is gonna be great, is it about the hero?
England: SHUT UP YOU BLOODY TWAT. (walks over and hits America over the head)
Me: yes America, it is about you are you all ready?
Russia: Da! I am wanting to hear song, what is it called?
Me: I can't say, it'll give it away. Here we go France you ready?
France: Oui, Oui Mon Cherie.
Me: ok then, Emily hit it.
(Emily slams here finger onto the play button on Emily IPhone)
Don't want to be an American idiot
don't want a nation under the new mania
and can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
England: and that explains everything right there
France: bit harsh
Welcome to a new kind of tension
all across the alienation
where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
for that's enough to argue
America: ......
Russia: enough to argue
England: yep that right
Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
now, everybody, do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia
Russia: PARANOIA
England: bloody hell calm
Welcome to a new kind of tension
all across the alienation
where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
for that's enough to argue
Russia: this is making me happy
France: well it's definitely different
Don't want to be an American idiot
one nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
it's calling out to idiot America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
all across the alienation
where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
for that's enough to argue.
(Song finishes)
Me: well what did you all think?
Russia: I thought it was beautiful, anything that offends America is beautiful.
England: I love punk rock and it criticises the wanker, its fabulous no I just need one of France and my life would be complete.
France: it is not to my tastes but I like the tune, it is catching but why America?
Me: cause the song writers are like American and that is what they think of themselves as Americans to be.
America: (crickets chirping in back ground) (tumble weed rolls past)
England: how did tumble weed get in here and why can I hear crickets?
America: that song is mean, I don't like it. I get enough hate as it is. (Starts crying ott)
Me: aww my poor cinnamon roll come here, (gives America big hug) I don't think you are bad.
America: thanks, do you think I'm an idiot.
Me: yeah you're an idiot but I love it. Never change.
England: urgh sappy conversations like this make me sick.
France: you are such a twisted little bastard, I think it's cute.
Russia: I think magic metal pipe of pain wants to play.
England and France: RUSSIA NO!!!!!!!! WE DON'T NEED THE POLICE COMING AROUND FOR THE 24TH TIME TODAY!!!!!!
Me: so would you listen to it again?
Russia: I would, if I'm ever feeling down I'll put this on.
England: this is my jam.
France: not really something I would listen to but I don't mind.
America: IT. CAN. BURN. IN. HELL!
Me: ok America, it's not that bad
America: yes it is.
Me: no it's not
England: it's bloody fantastic,
France: shut up.
Russia: I think it's magnificent.
France: not as beautiful as my face, my face is manifique.
England: SHUT IT! NO MAGNIFICI HERE!!!
Me: hahahahahaha you guys are the best. What do you think Emily?
Emily: I'm lost for words.
Me: same.
Emily: I don't know whether I should feel sorry or not.
Me: don't be sorry he can man up.
Emily: yeah
Me: and you can man up about needle cheese.
Emily: what is with you stupid obsession, stop it with the needle cheese.
France: needle cheese? I have not heard of this before, is it good?
Me and Emily: ummmmmmmmmmmmm. (Queue awkward silence)
Emily: long story.
America: I don't want to know about needle cheese it sounds weird.
Me: stop changing the subject, pray the American idiot. Everyone pray the American idiot.
(Everyone gets down and bows before America)
America: stop it, I'm the hero, a hero can never be bullied like this.
England: stop being such a cry baby you twat. You are so arrogant in meetings when we offend you and little song by one of your own people makes you a wimp.
America: but its worse when your own people hate you.
England: don't blame them.
France: just kiss already
Me: I feel ya France.
Russia: why the kissing?
Emily: you don't wanna know
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