Me: the next awesome video we want you to watch is
Emily: is history of the ...
(Glass smashes and Prussia jumps through the window)
Prussia: did someone say AWESOME?
(Everyone face palms except Lea)
Me: YES I SAID AWESOME!
Prussia: YES AWESOME FRAU
America: YAY PRUSSIA MY BESTIE. YO DUDE!
(Emily in the background cackling)
Emily: another prisoner (starts evil laughing out loud)
Russia: Da.
Me: Emily get the video up.
(Video pops up)
America so what is this called history of the,
Me: history of the world I guess, it's so funny and it will also make you cringe at how terrible you all are.
(It doesn't need a when or a where that is how every it gets)
America: dude the universe is confusing as hell.
England: I agree, I'm slightly lost.
(Can we go on land? No, why? The sun is a deadly laser)
Russia: kololollolololo.
France: sacre blue, I never knew.
Emily: did you intend that to rhyme.
France: no
America: I like the tune, the sun is a deadly laser.
(But wait there's a blanket)
Prussia: a blanket, what the hell.
England: it's called the o-zone layer you idiot.
America: I didn't know a blanket covers the Earth.
England: IT'S NOT A BLOODY BLANKET!
(A society, coming to a dank river near you)
America: WE WEREN'T EVEN ALIVE
England: calm down.
France: it looks disgusting
Emily: you think everything that is not your face is disgusting
France: true
Me: so you think your people are disgusting because they are not your face.
Emily: shut up.
(Helloooooooo said the Roman Empire)
America: the Roman Empire was huge.
England: my empire was bigger and I still hold the record for that.
Me: oooo Mr big shot.
(Everyone raced to see who could rape Africa the fastest)
England: (silence)
France: uhhhhhh
America: DUDES THIS ISNT PG ANYMORE
Russia: YAY.
(Americans kicked the British out with all their tea)
America: HELL YES!!!! FREEDOM DUDES FOREVER, SUCKS TO YOUR TEA.
England: SHUT IT OR I WILL DROWN YOU IN THE HARBOUR WITH ALL MY FUCKING TEA
Russia: I'll help you with that England.
France: NO, NO ONE IS KILLING ANYONE.
Prussia: Am I mentioned at like any point because it's really unawesome at the moment.
Me: Nope.
Emily: Sorry.
(The allies closed in on Germany)
England: That was an excellent operation if I may say so.
America: YEAH THE HERO MADE HIS MARK
Russia: America if I am doing the remembering correctly England came up with that plan.
America: Yeah your brain must be confused.
ME: No England did come up with it, America your plan was just run in there and scream with guns blazing.
America: I thought it was a good idea.
France: Oui a good idea for us to end up captured.
Prussia: my poor little brother Germany.
Me: it's okay Prussia, I feel ya. (Gives Prussia an awesome hug)
(Pacific showdown, America vs Japan, chose your weapon)
England: WHY?
France: THAT WAS DESTRUCTIVE
Russia: I liked it, it gave me excuse to go to cold war with America.
Emily: I think we should end it here.
America: (no comment) DUDES THE HERO HAD TO DO WHAT A HERO HAS TO DO.
Me: yeet
(The invented a thing which could a thing which could save the blah blah)
America: the ending is confusing just like the beginning.
England: yeah
Me: so what did you guys think about it?
England: we were all pretty awful.
France: I agree for once, we were terrible.
America: you were but I WAS THE HERO
Everyone: shut up America.
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