The London Underground and After ever After

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Me: England get summoning

England: urgh fine

-spain emerges out of the ceiling-

Spain: HOLA CHICOS

Me: hola spain

Spain: hola everyone

England: he is far too happy

Emily: why is he hugging everyone, this is my nightmare

Me: if this is what you call a nightmare what will you call my nightmares

Russia: dreams

Me: RUSSIA

Spain: so why did you bring me here, not that I am complaining much, just curious

Emily: we want you to react to after ever after

America: what is that

Me: hell

Emily: rude

Spain: ok but why me

Emily: cause it be so much better when we see your reaction at a certain part

America: ok Dudette what are you planning

Me: hehe (presses play)

If you've ever wondered why

Disney's tales all end in lies

Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

England: well at least their dreams came true

Emily: just you wait

[Ariel:]

I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue

But mermaids are going missing they end up in someone's stew

So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills

You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no)

Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP)

America: well that went different

Russia: that makes no sense

The British are killing, oil is spilling

Now I can't see... My eyes!

China men feast on Flounder's fins

Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends

Oceans are browning,

I think I'm drowning

Thanks to BP

You suck!

America: dudes you are like terrible

England: hey my brothers are in it too

Russia: ok how about you Japan

Japan: America told me to, he said he needed cheap whale fat

France: HA who is in the wrong now

[Jasmine:]

Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared

My husband's a mark for the War on Terror

Aladdin was taken by the CIA

We're not Taliban

You've got the wrong man

In Guantanamo Bay

America: dude the CIA is one of my organizations the can never be bad

England: if they are one of your organizations then they are going to be bad

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