Tom was wanted by the police. And Tom knew it. He saw ham talking on TV about him and he knew he had to go. But where? CANADA. Tom took a plane in a disguise. And he arrived in Canada. But what now? What could he possibly do now? To disguise himself he bought a jug of maple syrup and started chugging. After all that's what Canadian people do. Tom found the true beauty in maple syrup. He realized now. His true calling. Using his amazing AMERICAn powers he soared onto a building and started pouring maple syrup on the citizens. He then swooped down and ate them. He wasn't really that horny since the maple syrup seemed to make him just fine. He ate them and enjoyed feeling his full full stomach.
