"That's a naughty word."
"I wanna be a kiwi."
"That's questionable?"
"Wait a diddly darn minute."
"If anybody touches my racket I'll slit their throat when I find them."
"I need to go and adopt a child."
I was talking about a tennis ball. The teacher said we should treat them like our first born child.
"She told me not to hold it like a frying pan so I did exactly the opposite."
"It's meant to go over the net, not the fence."
"Have fun learning about Jesus."
Dunbar133 phansexualAF ^ did you have fun?
Bonus: me and phansexualAF were talking about multiverse theory and this happened.
"Maybe in an alternate universe...Nazis were gays who discriminated against heterosexuality.
^ if this offends anyone I'll take it down, just message me.
plus whaelne phosssuuuuu
