Shoey Matchmakers or MatchBreakers?

Chapter 1~

[Joeys P.O.V]

Shane pulled up to the parking lot of a small park in Long Beach. As I stepped out Shane's car and closed thedoor I looked for a sign with the parks name. Before I could find a sign Shane got a hold of my wrist. Shane pracitcally dragged me to wherever he was taking me. I constantly kept asking Shane where he was taking because we were in the forest like part of the park. After ten more times of asking we stopped in middle of the most beautiful scenery I've ever seen. It looked like a forest in a mythical movie. There were trees with pink and red blossom ((some blossoms spread across the ground)), brightly colored flowers everywhere, and what made it magical was the little mist of fog circling the ground.

Joey: Shane this is beautiful for spacious skies, how did you find this? Looking at the amazing scenery before me.

Shane: Me and my brothers found it when we were younger. We would come here every time we came to the park. I called it "Our Secret Spot". He said while chucking.

Joey: Then why are you showing me you and your brothers secret spot. Asking confusely.

Shane: Jared made an agreement with me and Jacob that when when we're married we would take our spouse to this spot. He said while digging in his jacket pocket.((note its around fall))

Joey: Shane what are you trying to get at. I said looking at the ground to hide the fact i was blushing like crazy.

Shane put his index finger under my chin to make me look up at him. This made me blush the color of the roses around us. Shane kissed the top of forehead because the fact he was taller than me. He then started to go down on one knee which got my heart racing like crazy.

Shane: Joseph Michael Graceffa will you--

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I was rudely awaken by someone knocking on my bedroom door. Whoever was at that door better have good reason for waking me up before I got married to the gorgeous Shane Dawson. Wait- gorgeous im not gay I'm in an amazing straight relationship with Cat. Well our relationship wasn't amazing relationship because Cat been being rude and disrespectful lately. Thats besides the point, the poiny is I'm straight not gay. I was interrupted in my thoughts by the person at the door again.

Joey: Who is it?

?????: It's David

Joey: Oh well you can come in.

David: You have clothes on right? Because i really don't want a repeat of last time.He said coming in.

Joey: Oh shut up you know you loved seeing my arse. I said laughing.

David: In your wildest dreams you wished i liked see that. He said while plopping down on my bed.

Joey: Who said you could get on my bed. I said playfully pushing him.

David: I the queen said so that's who, but that's besides the point Cat said she was going to have to cancel you two lovebirds anniversary dinner tonight.

Joey: Are you SERIOUS!!! I said practically yelling.

David: Yeah you should call her.

Joey: I planned on it, but thanks David. I said rolling my eyes.

Cat has really been getting on my last nerve recently. For instance last week I bought her some of her favorite flowers last week just to be romantic. When I gave them to her she gave me them back and said the most stupidest thing ever. She told me "Oooooh how pretty flowers aren't really in the moment so yeah, here.". I wanted to shove those flowers so far down her throat, but I didn't being the nice boy i was.

David: Welcome Joey, that's all i came up here for. He said walking out the door.

I quickly looked for Cat's phone number, which was easy to find since her the first letter in her name starts with a C. I clicked on her contact and pressed call. After about seven rings she answered.

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{Phone Call}

Cat: Hey kangaroo! It sounded like she was smiling.

Joey: Don't you "hey kangaroo" me. Pointing at my wall as if Cat was standing right there in front of me.

Cat: What's wrong did I do something wrong? She asked innocently.

Joey: You know you did something wrong and you know what you did too! I said shouting.

Cat: I really don't know what you're implying.

Joey: You cancelled our anniversary dinner for I don't know what reason!

Cat: Really Joey you cared about that dinner and for you info I cancelled because I didn't feel like going either.

Joey: Cat did you seriously say you cancelled because you didn't feel like going.

Cat: Yep is there a problem?

Joey: You know what Cat BYE!! I yelled.

Cat: Bye my baby Kangaroo, love y-

{End of phone call}

I really don't know what's going on with Cat now, but I don't like it. Me and Cat's relationship was prefectly find before. We would go on dates, by each other presents, have couple sleepovers and cuddle, create memorable moments, and more. We were also the best friends too. I even planned on proposing to Cat also. All of that was ruined ever since she started getting the bad attitude. I just really wonder what's gotten in to her lately. I'll figure that later because at the moment I'm a very hungry boy.

I get out of bed debating whether I wanna put on a shirt or not. After a minute of think I'll just skip on putting a shirt I mean I'm in my own house. Plus Megahn and David me without a shirt, heck people from all over the world have seen me without a shirt. While discussing this with myself I grab my phone then start leaving my room and heading downstairs. Downstairs I'm greeted by Megahn and Chewy in the living room cuddling on the couch watching Adventure Time.

Megahn: Hey Joey I heard what happened. Wanna talk about it?

Joey: This time I rather not, but thanks for the offer.

Megahn: Just know I'm always here, me and Chewy.

Joey: Yeah I know because you have no life. I said while laughing

Megahn: Rude little boy you are. Faking a shocked and hurt face.

Joey: I'm kidding. I said playfully punching her.

Joey: Well let me go make my eggyianyas and smoothieanyas

I walked into the kitchen to start with my cooking.

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There you go my PINEAPPLES!!(( 😏I calll you people my pineapples deal with it)) Chapter 1 is out WooHoo!! This was my first fanfic so this was an okay chapter😕. It will get better ((hopefully idk O~O)) Well I better start on chapter 2.

Bye my Pineapples🍍🍍

•Rhyan

((I know such a feminine name))^-^