Director Nick Fury was pacing up and down angrily in front of the most infuriating team of the year as well as a damn business lady.
"You do realise you idiots have caused even more trouble then when Agent Romanoff and Agent Barton were partners doing solo missions? And trust me that was a lot of trouble!"He growled as they all looked at the ground some in shame and some struggling to hide a smile. Scratch that one trying to hide a smile. Tony Stark was an annoying pain in his ass.
"But you have surpassed that! I mean who the hell floods the cafeteria and makes the council meeting room look like a glitter monster threw up on it!"
Now Thor, Clint and Bruce were sniggering as well!
"And you know what else?!? Walking down the hallway after being so rudely awakened from my nap by you assholes all the agents were pointing at me! AND THEY STILL ARE!!!!!" He yelled and they all cracked up.
He breathed heavily in and out as Tony, Pepper, Bruce, Clint, Natasha, Thor and Steve continued to laugh.
"THAT'S IT!!!!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!" He yelled making them all shut up
"I'm going to think up a punishment SO bad that-"
"That what Fury?" Smirked Tony "we're not kids you know!"
Fury smirked.
"You'll pay for that Stark. Oh you'll pay" he whispered as he turned on his heel and walked out of the room desperately ignoring the points and whispers from the other agents.
It was too much!
He spun around and yelled "WHAT!!!!!!" Everyone shut up and then burst put laughing.
He stalked to his office and looked in the mirror to find the most horrific image he would ever see.
His eyepatch had been bedazzled.
Completely covered in little sparkly fake coloured gems.
"AVENGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Surviving Mini Avengers
FanfictionDirector Fury has a problem and it comes when he teams up with Loki in an effort to pay back the Avengers. With a spell the earths mightiest heroes become children again and forget their entire lives until that age. Now they have Steve an asthmatic...
