Chapter Two: Director Joker

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They sat around the conference table as Fury left.

"Okay that was so worth whatever punishment we get!" Smirked Tony leaning back and placing his hands behind his back.

"Yeah that really was hilarious" laughed Clint

"You do realise we're all going to die though?" Pepper chuckled

"Nah he'll let you and Steve off cause you didn't do anything." Said Bruce avoiding a punch from Steve

"Hey! We helped cover the meeting room in glitter! Defended Steve

"Yeah and like nothing else!" Said Natasha leaning back in her chair.

"Well we're sorry for not knowing every inch of the Helicarrier like you and Clint do!" Mocked Pepper

"Yeah how do you know the exact pressure point to hit from memory you two?" Asked Bruce raising his eyebrows.

The two assassins looked at each other and said in unison.

"That's classified."

The table was silent for a moment before they all burst out laughing.

"Well I have a meeting to go to. I'll see you tonight." Pepper walked out of the room waving.

"I have a mark 5 suit to work on." Tony strutted out making them all laugh as he held his never ending glass of scotch in the air and nearly face planted.

"I going to the gym. And then I'm having a look around town. See if I can at least get down the street with out a map!" Laughed Steve standing up.

"I'll head down with you. I've got some science papers to pick up." And together Bruce and Steve left.

"I am going shopping!" Declared Thor loudly. "I wish to try some more midgaurdian foods!"

Clint shrugged. "Well I don't think we should risk any more of Fury's anger and let you off by yourself so....... Coming Tasha?"

Natasha sighed and stood up. "Yeah sure. Beating the living shit out of dummies just isn't as fun as beating the living shit out of a person."

"We can spare when we get back Natasha." Laughed Clint and the three of them left the room.

Director Fury stood in front of the security camera screens watching the avengers leaving.

A mad chuckle escaped through his lips.

"Oh I'll get them!" He whispered his eye wide and a big creepy grin on his face. "I'll get them!"

"Sir?" Asked an agent behind him nervously. "Are you alright?"

Fury straightened up quickly his smile quickly disappearing.

"Uh... Yes! Of course I'm fine! Don't you have work to do?" He said walking away quickly before the agent could call for medical.

He needed to get back at that bloody group of immature adults but first he needed to stop acting like the joker!

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