(I really like drawing Samuel anyway before we start Samuel doesn't cuss like at all ever)
Samuel: Every time I go to dinner, seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table I can talk while they're not able
When I look at them I find there's a single question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was It's not easy now because...
My whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way Maybe it's cause of the way that I walk Makes them think I like...boys
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That I like boys...
The *stupid question just won't go away And I get asked every single day But the way they ask is not a disguise like, "How was your day, do you like to kiss guys?"
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This is the worse maybe this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear Because
My whole family now is shocked I'm in the closet and the door is locked
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Now my glory days are gone I was John Elway now I'm Elton John
My whole family now suspects, Watching Spongebob had side-effects Im not gay and that what I said, If I'm gay hey God strike me dead
*coughs*
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That's weird...
Just cause I'm on the cheerleading team Or my Birthday party had a Broadway theme When I go outside what do I see? That the clouds in the sky spell F-A-G?
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Because, I think that God might think I'm gay What does he know anyway? My Grandma gave me a present just last year And the card said "Happy Birthday Queer"?
My whole family thinks I'm fab "There's a guy's butt. Hey Sam, take a stab." Come on? "Why doesn't he get woman? There's no other way?" It's cause I'm lanky not cause I'm gay
Not cause I'm gay
Just cause I'm afraid of the snow Or my favorite color is the rainbow Heh... I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
Because I'm losing the people that I thought I could trust Because Even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay Just kidding heh...heh
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You all probably think I'm gay Man this song is counterproductive... La la la la la
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay What do they know anyway? You gotta look right through the haze Easy bake oven was just a phase
My whole family thinks I'm queer? That is all I ever hear But I've been as strait as a ramp If you don't count bible camp
