[i'll draw a picture for it later probably alsoSamuel is Veronica in this]
H. Duke: Kurt and Ram have been telling everyone about your little three-way last night
Gwen: three-way?!
Samuel: w-what there was n-no three-way! Nothing happened!
H. Duke: I remember differently, I seem to remember there was a—
Kurt and Ram: Big sword fight in his mouth!
Some Jock: and he allowed it?!
Kurt and Ram: big sword fight in his mouth!
H. McNamara & H. Duke: that sure sounds crowded!
Kurt: and then we both went south
Ram: and planted our flags
Kurt: my bug salami
Kurt & Ram: Bent him over like origami!
(Samuel: *tears up* this is t true!
Gwen: hey it's okay don't cry
Samuel: no it's not okay!)
Woah woah woah woah!
Everybody was!
All: sword fighting in his mouth! Yes we)re convinced it went down right in his mouth!
McNamara: I hope he rinsed it!
Kurt & Ram: he blew and blew and blew
All: like they were balloons
Kurt: he lapped us up
Ram: like a hearty stew
Kurt & Ram: he bit off more than he could chew!
H. Duke: he'll do the same for you!
All: he blew not one guy but two!
(Samuel: *crying* it's not true!)
He blew and blew and blew
(Samuel: Gwen you believe me right?!)
He's like some freak in the zoo! She blew and blew and blew! And every word is true!
(Samuel: no it's not!)
All: Samuel blew two!!!
