Doggerel: What's for Tea?

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What's For Tea

"Beans for tea again!" he says,

"It's either that or eggy bread."

"We had that for dinner last night,

Now my stomach feels like lead.

.

My body's craving real food

Meat no bloody veg.

Something fried or roasted

Not nuked or dinged till dead."

.

"You married me for my looks,

Maybe even my prowess in bed."

"It sure as hell wasn't your cooking skills!

Though I've never been unfed.

.

Perhaps a burger or chinese,

Indian with naan bread!

But must I suffer another night,

Of you stinking out the bed?"

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