7.) The signs in a hospital

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Docter: "What happened to you?"

Aries: "I crashed my motorbike."

Taurus: "This idiot forgot to stop me when I was crossing the road."

Gemini: "I'm here for my friend."

Cancer: "I cooked a soup for my boyfriend, but I spilled it on myself, and now I've got third-degree burns."

Leo: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to hit him, but I missed and hit the brick wall."

Virgo: "Um, I work here?"

Libra: "I had a panic attack."

Scorpio: "Someone pushed me down the stairs."

Sagittarius: "This old lady was driving her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly. I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe."

Capricorn: "I was working really late 5 nights in a row, I got sleep depriviation, then I passed out."

Aquarius: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down a well and I found myself in Narnia."

Pisces: "I was concentrating and I smashed into the wall and then got a concussion."

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