This is a silly story of the signs I made. I'm sorry that some zodiac appear more than others. Leo and Capricorn have the shortest lines.
In Heaven
Gemini: Oooh, so pretty!!! *Jumps on a cloud which pops and slowly falls down with it* Ahhh!!!
Leo: Ugh! Gemini why are you always so tactless!
In Mr Zeus' office
Aries and Sgittarius: *Enters Mr Zeus' office*
Sagittarius: Good God! Look Aries, Zeus actually owns a crocodile. That's so cool! *Gets closer. Ends up getting eaten*
Aries: Umm... Sagittarius?
Inside the crocodile
Sagittarius: Oh wow! Hey Taurus. Umm... How did you get eaten?
Taurus: Yo! I just felt peckish and wanted to eat the crocodile. It didn't go so well. * Picks up slimy burger* Oh look the crocodile didn't even bite this! How lucky I am! *Eats it* Yumm!
Outside of Mr Zeus' office
Leo: *Unsure if Gemini is okay* Ugh *Looks around but no one is there* Gemini, hang on I'm coming! * Hears Gemini's screams, so quickly does a prayer*
In Hell
Pisces and Scorpio: *Cooking up dead bodies in a cauldren*
Pisces: I really hope Satan is happy with our food. *Picks out and cautiously throws a bone out of the pot in disgust*
Gemini and Leo: *Falls into the cooking pot*
Scorpio: WHAT THE!?! No. It can't be... Gemini? How did you get here?
Gemini: No! The cloud is dead! My friend is dead!
Cloud: *Flat on the floor*
Gemini: *Cries and gets out of the cooking pot*
Scorpio: Stop crying, we already got some Zodiac else upset... *Nods head to a figure in the corner of the room*
Cancer: How did I end up in Hell!? I promise I have been good. *Cries some more*
Scorpio: *Talking to Gemini* Can you believe I have to put up with this everyday!? Some zodiacs are so ungrateful. *Shakes head*
Pisces: But it is quite bad! I mean.. DON'T tell Satan I said this but he is kinda scary.
Cancer: *Moaning* WhY? WhY? *Gets in a rage and a mood* WHY ME FROM EVERYONE? HUH?
Scorpio: Be quiet Cancer you're next in the cooking pot!
Leo: *Loyal Leo already cooked in the pot*
In Heaven
In Mr Zeus' office
Mr Zeus: *Enters his office*
Mr Zeus: Libra, inform Virgo that I will be at the meeting at 1:00...
Libra: Yes got that. *Enters Mr Zeus' office* Why did you stop? *Look up from notebook* Oh..
Aries: *Talking to the crocodile* Ye, so you say Mr Zeus is obese? GOD, I wonder what he eats...!
Libra: *Snaps photos of Aries* Nice! *Records and decides to put it on the morning papers tomorrow*
Mr Zeus: Libra! *Blushes violently* What do you think you're doing! You're FIRED! Wait... first could you send Aries to the cells?
Libra: *Gets upset and puts Aries in prison*
Aries: *Has been arguing with Libra* What did I SAY man?
In Heaven Prison
Aries: *Enters prison and looks up*
Aries: Aquarius?
Aquarius: Hey, what did you do this time kid?
Aries: *Scowls* I seriously and honestly DON'T KNOW, but what about you?
Aquarius: *Head down* Ran over Capricorn. That guy really got on my nerves. *Starts speaking in a funny voice* "How can you not know what a transformer is?" Ugh... I mean not like I don't know what it is...
In Zeus' Office
Crocodile: *Poops out Sagittarius and Taurus*
Taurus: *Still eating the burger* Sagittarius! Did you steal my food? How could you!?
Sagittarius:*Not focused and starts looking for Aries under the rug* Course I didn't! Eww! Why would I? Maybe you left it behind in the crocodile's belly?
Taurus: *Gets eaten by the crocodile again on purpose*
In Hell
Cancer: No please! HELP ME!
Pisces: Got to do this so Satan doesn't get mad. *Grabs Cancer and about to be thrown into the cooking pot*
Gemini: *Pushes Pisces into the pot instead* Pisces why did you have to kill the cloud? WHY MAKE A POT OF BODIES IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Scorpio: *Hears Pisces calling for them to help* Shall I save my helper or get an extra quantity of bone soup?
Pisces: I thought we were BFF's! *Dies*
Cancer: *Crying over Pisces being dead even though they were about to kill them* *Decides to take revenge on Gemini* *Whispers to Scorpio* Help me get revenge on gemini!
Scorpio: I like the revenge part, but nah. Anyway didn't you ask to be saved...?
Cancer: *Silenly realises Scorpio is right*
Gemini:*Hears Scorpio shout about a revenge plan* Are you taking revenge on me? *Glares at Scorpio*
Scorpio: What, no the other zodiac is! *Points at Cancer*
Cancer: *Blushes*
Gemini: *Unable to decide who is right*
In Heaven
In Heaven Prison
Aries: Haha! You actually don't know what a Transformer is? It's a children's robot show! Shame on you!
Aquarius: No. I swear Capricorn said it was to do with science and elecricity!
Aries: *Stone face* What ummm...
Aquarius: *Slowly smiles* Ha, you don't know it either!
Sagittarius: *Outside cell* Let's get out of here! *Frees them*
In Hell
Gemini: *Forgives Scorpio and Cancer, pumps cloud with helium and drags them onto it up to Heaven* Yey! We did it!
Scorpio: NOOO!!! MY DEAD BODIES!
(The End)
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