The Curious Incident of the Anti-Christ [Dip](DamienxPip){South Park}

Chapter 5- Damien's POV

The kid who was possessed by the fallen angel is petrified.

If I had the ability, I would sympathize and pity him.

He has been hiding from me, but it isn't working.

I still see him everywhere, looking so anxious I thought every time that his head was going to burst. I haven't talked to him yet, but I will today.

Curse this angel for breaking that boy. It could have left a little sanity left.

Find him in the crowd and grab his shoulder.

When he sees it's me he has a mixture of relief and horror on his face.

"Oh Jesus! Thank-"

"Guess again."

"What?"

"I am not Jesus."

"I know that!"

"Didn't seem like it."

"L-listen, I've got something to tell you, b-but you h-have to promise- GAH! H-HEY CRAIG!"

Now all that was on his face was terror.

"I thought I said you weren't to talk to this peasant."

"I-I'm sorry, please- please don't kill me-"

"I forced him too."

After that this 'Craig' guy glared at me.

"Oh, Craig has been in the clouds lately. He doesn't usually act like this. He- he hasn't even flipped you off."

And the look in the broken kid's eyes sealed the deal.

The angel that was in him shoved itself up this 'Craig' guy's ass.

 "Step outside with me."

'Craig' makes a growling noise in his throat.

Once we get outside I grab his throat and shove him to the ground, making him disoriented, and needing air.

"I have an offer."

"Why would I take anything from you?" He sneers.

"Because if you don't you die."

He makes a face. Probably a scared one, I don't really care.

 "Who are you anyway?"

"You don't know? Check this boys earlier years, in grade school."

We wait a minute.

"No." He simply said. 

"No to the offer, no I-don't-want-to-die-very-painfully, or no I'm terrified so I shall do something humans often do: disbelief. Even though its in front of your fucking eyes already?"

"I will not say another word to such filth."

"I took a shower this morning."

"Did you scrub your soul?"

"If I had one, maybe."

"You didn't get a soul yet?"

"I don't get to have one."

"HAH! Your father hasn't told you?"

"Told me what?"

"Not another word."

"You will tell me or else."

"Don't try anything, I will be avenged."

"I will kill your avenger like it is nothing."

I'm guessing it's Pip. He is an angel, I can tell.

"Damien! There you are! Uh, Craig? Why are you on the ground?"

 "Go away you annoying maggot. I'll find you once I'm done with him." I motion my hand to Craig.

"Uh, okay?"

 "Last chance. If you do not answer my question you will also be declining my offer, if so, you will die painfully."

"I wouldn't limit myself to the likes of you."

"Fine."

"Do I get to say any last words?"

"Those were your last words."

"WAIT!!!" Lieutenant  Broken Boy ran towards us.

The snow started melting around me. Only a sign to leave us alone. "What now?!"

"DON'T HURT CRAIG!"

I raise an eyebrow.

His adernaline and confidence falters when he sees my facial expression.

"Er, p-please?" He manages.

"What am I supposed to do then?"

"It's just-- Make i-it go into m-me. And then... You know..."

"I can't make it go into you."

"Eh, it doesnt matter who I'm in. It's sacrifice, I'll take it."

This is perfect.

The now mentally unstable {PS, he didnt know tweek was before that.} blond kid closes his eyes because of the glowing light from Craig.

As the angel is starting its way towards him, I step on it.

Yes, I stepped on it.

When they arent using someone as a suit, they are actually really tiny.

"Hey, you can open your eyes now."

"AUGH! IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?! I DON'T REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING!"

I guess he thinks he's in a trippy out-of-body experience.

"I killed it."

"What?"

"It's dead. You are not currently possesed.

"...How?"

"I stepped on it."

He looked confused until he saw Craig passed out.

"GAH! IS HE OKAY?!"

"I think so."

"Look, this is fucking Craig Tucker. I need more than a 'think.' "

"I am slightly more confident than think that he will be okay. Good now?"

Blood rushed to his face. "Fine, asshole!"

Then I left.

What?

It was getting seriously uninteresting in there.

I start to head home to question father about this 'soul' thing. It's probabaly nothing. The angel knew it was going to die, why not mess up the killer?

"Oh, there you are Damien! Are you done with Craig?"

I sigh. I had forgotten about him. "Yes, I'm done with Craig."

"So are we going to go to my house now?"

"...Fine."

 "Oh, I'm so excited. This is the first time I've had a playdate."

 "What is a playdate?"

 "I'm not really sure what we do when we are in the middle, but basically two friends have alot of fun together."

Friends? Playdate? Fun?

I did not sign up for this.