LEILANI
Smoke traveled through my apartment and out of the open door of my balcony. My eyes were watering, clouding my vision and I wasn't sure if it was from smoking or laughing so f-cking hard. Sasha's head was resting against my shoulder as she laughed hysterically. Kali had her hand stuffed in a bag of Hot Cheetos, laughing between popping them in her mouth while Chyna was doing some kind of weird stretch on the floor. We were all high as f-ck, to say the least. I had just told them how last night went with Tristan and they couldn't stop cracking up and neither could I.
"Girl, I can't believe it. She killed your p-ssy. Your p-ssy about to be on the next episode of the First 48," Kali said as her shoulders shook from laughing so hard.
"B-tch, I'm telling you. My p-ssy sounded like mac & cheese," I said calmly as I packed yet another bowl. "Sh-t sounded heavenly. She tore down my walls, sisters. I'm a new woman. You know I never told someone that, "This is your p-ssy" sh-t? Not even Trey. But she got it like that. I don't even have a desire to f-ck anyone else. That's really wild." I brought the glass bong to my lips and took a short, sharp inhale as I lit the bowl. I lifted it gingerly and exhaled before passing the bong to Chyna.
She reached up from the floor with red eyes and a goofy grin. "B-tch, not mac & cheese! You're so f-cking stupid. She clapped them cheeks, huh?"
"I'm telling you, sis," I said as I pointed towards Chyna. "She f-cking murdered it. First degree. B-tch deserves to be in an electric chair. There's still marks on my ass and it hurts to sit. Y'all wanna see?" I stood up, but Sasha quickly pulled me back down to the couch. I hissed before pushing her shoulder. "Didn't I just tell you my ass hurts?"
"Sorry, girl, but you don't need to show us your ass," Sasha responded.
"What you doing? Let her show her ass if she wanna show it," Kali said through giggles. "Let us see, Lani."
Chyna covered her face with her hands as she cackled. "Girl, we don't want to see your ass. It's all good. We believe you."
"I mean, y'all have seen it before so." I stood up once again as the laughing in the room intensified. I reached down for the button of my jeans but then stopped. "Wait, should I turn this into a strip tease?"
"No," Sasha screamed.
But at the same time, Chyna and Kali screamed, "Yes!"
I giggled and covered my face with my hands. "Man, I swear, I'm too high right now. B-tch, wait, do I have on underwear?"
"B-tch, how do you not know if you have on panties," Chyna asked teasingly.
"I hope you do. Jeans without panties? B-tch, you're going to have cotton, dust bunnies and denim all up in your p-ssy," Kali said as she shivered.
"Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty sure I do but something tells me I don't." I shrugged my shoulders as I unbuttoned my jeans. "F-ck it, we'll see."
"Okay, this is making me nervous. You're standing right in front of me and if you don't have on panties-"
"It's not like I'm going to push my p-ssy in your face, Sasha!"
"It just makes me nervous!"
"Don't worry, it's shaved...sort of. There's like hair but it's not too much. It's like a buzz cut."
"Lani, b-tch, shut the f-ck up," Kali screaming as she laughed. She laughed so hard that it turned into a coughing fit, or maybe it was the weed coming back to bite her ass.
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Milk and Honey (GirlxGirl)(Lesbian Story)
RomanceLeilani Jaegar is a veteran at getting her heart broken and often mistreated. With a psycho ex in prison for trying to murder her, love doesn't exist in this girl's book. As for Tristan Cash, she got married at the age of eighteen, divorced at twent...