DEH watching Dear Evan Hansen

Sincerly, Me

I got 100 more reads than I thought I would so that's progress. Btw 90% of this is people yelling. Especially Jared.

I yell "THIS ONE IS FUNNY SO STRAP IN"

*Creator struggles to spell sincerely*

People are already laughing and chuckling

Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy

Alana thinks for a minute and says "so this is all done on a computer even though Connor is dead" I shush Alana and say "you're too smart for this shush"

And it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my *SLAMS LAPTOP CLOSED*

Connor says "you write fake emails for me!"
He's kind of pissed off and embarrassed at the same time. Evan shys away from everyone around him. WHAT THE HELL FUTURE HIM!

Jared yelled "CAN I GUESS WHAT WAS WRITTEN" I nod and Jared "asks is it something about nipples"
The seniors and I snicker because of Jared's comment.
Evan and Connor are red and can't look up. We continue.

What?

Why would you write that?

I'm just trying to tell the truth

People keep laughing

This needs to be perfect these emails have to prove that we were actually friends
Just I'll do it

I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard (Hard?)
Has been bad (Bad?)
Has been rough (Kinky!)

Jared yells "KINKY? Ha!" He laughed. Of course.
People laugh as well. They keep laughing.

And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific​ Shut up!

I like my parents

Who says that?

I love my parents but each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs
Then everything might be alright

Smoking drugs? (Just fix it!)

"Very specific Evan" murmured Jared.

If I stop smoking crack (Crack?!)

"Really realist representation of crack" say Connor.

If I stop smoking pot
Then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

Connor yelled "AM I DANCING. NOPE NU UH IM OUT"

It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

Are we done yet?

Well I can't just give them one email I want to show that I was, like, a good friend, you know?

Heidi yells "WHAT THE HELL EVAN I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER. Shit..."
she's crying and I go over and try to comfort her
(I relate to her most)

Oh my god

Dear Connor Murphy, ​ Yes, I also miss our talks
Stop doing drugs Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks (no)
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees (No)
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise (Absolutely not)
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Just wait and see!
'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, Me

My sister's hot

Connor yells "WHAT THE HELL"

What the hell! (My bad)

Dear Evan Hansen, ​
Thanks for every note you send
Dear Connor Murphy, ​
I'm just glad to be your friend
Our friendship goes beyond
Your average kind of bond
But not because we're gay

Connor says "but I am gay"

No, not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad

Both Connor and Evan cringe at that line

Well anyway!
You're getting better every day
I'm getting better every day
We're getting better every day
Hey hey hey hey!

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
Miss you dearly
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me
Sincerely, Me

People laugh but start to think and stop soon after this kid was doing something horrible in the future.

GONNA POST THIS BEFORE I REGRET IT!!!