radirulz

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Salam, hello, bonjour *insert hello in every language*

So, well, don't judge my Wattpad surname, please.

I was a major twelvie back then, so forgive me.

So, well, no one knows me on Wattpad, so it's 'essential' if I introduce myself to you.

If you've interacted with me on a personal level, I'm actually a functioning human bean with chronic verbal diarrhea here and there.

I have a very hot temper and I'm extremely hot-headed, it's not even funny. I make Hulk look calm, so please don't disagree with me on anything and we won’t have a problem.

From my work, "Kennels of Irritation" I've given off this 'snobby' vibe because I'm annoyed by the slightest things, but I swear I'm not.

My default mood is irritated, angry, stubborn and crazy. If you take my default state into something else, then well, you’re different.

I don’t like too much openness, with myself or other people.

My motto in life is: ‘Before you ‘assume’, try this method called ‘ask’. Ugly on the skin, lovely within.’

I have got many nicknames, the ones which were invented in school and I carry the burden on my shoulders of those names as I type this but it’s not like I’ll tell you.

Okay, no I would, just because I don’t what else to say and I have to use this page as filler.

By the way, just a heads up, I have alter egos for my nicknames, so beware.

Rads: is a resident genius who is extremely sarcastic and witty. Beware, Rads might contain traces of peanuts. Rads often gets a joke approximately 3 hours after said joke has been publicly broadcasted. Beware, only minors with similar IQ’s may handle Rads.

Radish: I don’t even know where this name generated from; it was like one second we were talking about love. My alter ego revolves around stupid, blonde and categorized loser for this nickname. I know this alter ego sucks.

Radia: this is my name. And yes RADIAting sun is my job. This alter ego allows me to reside like a snob but never actually living there. My RADIAting skills are amazing. I’m RADIAtion and I think I’m electromagnetic energized because this alter ego is so damn crazy I don’t think any of you want to actually meet it.

RADIAtion: this is literally a nickname given to me by my dear friends, which, may I add are a total suction of my mood at times, but that’s when I’m being Rads. I’m called RADIAtion when I give advice and called ‘wise’. Pffffft, sometimes the cheesiness of people is too much to handle that they put Twilight to shame.

RADIo: this was a nickname given to me in primary school, bullied at first but then I took it as ‘funny’. Basically, since primary school I used to always sing and dance. It’s not like I’ve stopped but y’know you get over dancing at times. Whenever I sing, people call me radio, or at least I know they’re thinking it. It became so popular in my family that when I went back to my home country and sang whatever, they would twist my ears and rhetorically tell me, ‘Turning the volume down’ and messing with me psychologically, luckily this nickname has died down. In this nickname I’m mostly happy and jumpy.

Behind the rough and tough intuitive that has been made about me, I'm humorous on the surface, compassionate on the inside. I got a big heart but I beat quiet.

For more information on Rads, please read below.

Religiously fierce

Adolescent

Dauntless

Intellectual

Amenity

Ambiguous

Intuitive

Mind over matter

Enigmatic

Nebulous

Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Some people come into our lives and make us want to leave footprints on their face.

We judge each other on the skin that can be peeled. We judge as if our skin has our worth written over it, our ideas and deeds spread on it, like our wisps of shortcomings are scripted onto them and as if we are given the right to judge.

I’m Pakistani, for those of you wondering. I'm extremely tumultuous about the rights of women and the Pakistanis. The truth about Pakistanis is that, it's not a poor country, but a poorly-governed country.

If you're going to be intrigued, I'll let you know, sarcasm is my mother tongue. Just a soul trying to grasp at life.

I’m extremely passionate on debating so if you want to die soon, please come to me.

But hey, I'm not as snobby and inconsiderate as I sound up there. I promise you I'm not heartless. I may have dark humor but I have my limits. If you honestly enjoyed this introduction [which, by chance doesn't seem so as I'm not interesting at all] but if you are honestly interested in rants or things that annoy me, please check out my work "Kennels of Irritation" with my recent update of Ramadhan. 

I really like support, love, votes and comments so it would be lovely if y'all collectively pretended to be intrigued and loved me and checked my profile out, thanks. 

Otherwise, I'm extremely happy that @wittycraze found me interesting enough to include me in this party. So, anyways, give me a follow and I'll give you a hug.

I’m trying to keep this as G-rated as possible and it doesn’t seem to work.

Oh LAWD.

Byebye, now

Have fun and take care =) 

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