Behind That Mask-BTS

Tay watches AAOOD

Tay's POV

And he, said yes.

I informed him about the hangout and he nodded in approval.

He said," Is it just me or is it kinda awkward?"

I laughed. But before I could say anything, I fell down. [Dream-kill. Duh.]

I was Robin Nick Red, son of the Greek deities Eros and Psyche. And I was at Camp Half-Blood.

Apollo said," This 10-year-old, who is your slave now, has the power to use up all nearby resources of the same kind. All the Olympians blessed this child. All you need is pure blood to awaken that power." He passed the sleeping boy onto my hands.

My sunny friend looked at the boy and said," He doesn't have a name. I think you should name him."

I said," Noah. I like Noah." I smiled at the name.

The boy woke up. He fell out of my hands and his eyes were filled with confusion and fear.

He suddenly gave me a hug and said," Dad. I don't remember anything, dad. I'm really scared."

Everyone gasped. I tensed as I thought," I'll take a deep breath and tell you this. You're not my son. You're my slave. I'm supposed to use you in battles. You don't have a family. You're mine now."

I took a deep breath. But instead of telling him all that, I hugged him back.

I told him," Don't worry, dear. Daddy's here."

He pulled back from the hug and laughed. "That rhymed, dad." And I shouted," Exactly!!"

And from that moment on, I had a son.

I woke up[I means, Tay. Not the looser dad/The-Dude-With-'The-Color-Of-Tomato'-As-A-Last-name]. I was on my bed. And Jimin was beside me, looking worried.

He shouted at me," Do you have to pass out all the time and worry the shit out of me?!?!"

I said," Sheesh, kebab. Chill, bro. I don't want to pass out all the time. It just.. Happens."

He looked aside and said," I'll get you something." He went and after a while, he came with a cup of hot coffee.

I said," I don't like coffee. It makes my hyperactive mind even more hyperactive. Thoughts race in my mind like Flash." He rolled his eyes at me. " You know how I hard I tried to make this coffee perfect for you??"

He realized the words that just got out of his mouth. He said," Forget everything I said."

I teased him," Aww. A person who doesn't give a shit about anything just tried to make a perfect coffee for me. I'm telling everyone." He put on a serious look and said," You. Would. Not."

And I said," Or would I??" I wiggled my eyebrows. He said," Just drink this, idiot."

I laughed and took the coffee from him. I took a small sip. It definitely warmed my body. [And heart. Just to be dramatic.]

I laughed. " This tastes amazing, boi." He smiled. " Let's do something??" "What?? You're asking me on a date? Or should I say 'Just a meal'??" He said," Oh shut up."

Jin popped out of nowhere. [Nah. He came through the device that connects two, spacious but closed, spaces, is made of wood or plastic, manufactured in factories, mostly the color of poo but can also be black, strong but flammable, secures your privacy most of the time. Also called Door.]

He asked me," Why are you in bed??" I pointed at Jimin,"He put me in bed." Jin said," Is it appropriate to have dirty thoughts." Me and Jimin screamed," NO!!"

Jin shrugged it off. " Well, I gotta go. You guys sit here, eat and spend the night kissing each other."

I stood up, walked up to Jin and slapped him in the face.

" Can you jump off a cliff??"

He replied," Taehyung did that. I have no intention of doing that again." [And he does. In Euphoria. Or maybe it is just his camera.]

He says goodbye and leaves.

I asked," Now what??" Jimin shrugged.

I said," I have some videos. Do you want to watch it with me??"

He replied," Sure. What's it called??"

And I said," The Adventurous Adventures Of One Direction. Also called AAOOD."

Sup, Masked Reapers!! [Explanation: 'Masked' is in the title of the story. 'Reapers' can be read as 'Readers' if you change the P to D.]

How's life??

This was just a small chapter. [Not so important. But you gotta write something.]

Has anyone here seen AAOOD?? [You should totally watch it. It's amazing.]

Well, then, please watch this. Because there might.. no, there will be lots of AAOOD references.

This video was made by a Parson. [No, literally, It was made by Mark Parson.] It's super Hillary-Ass. [No offence, Clinton.]

Hope you enjoyed watching it.

Your Grim Reaper signing out.

Your Ray Of Awesomeness -Agent P