Amy's P.O.V.
"So...Joe...Why are you guys here? I mean, not that I would want you guys to leave, but I was just wondering becau-"
"For a book. Tell Sara we say thank you," He said, cutting me off. Joey ran as fast as lighting into the store looking scared. Then a tall girl with familiar red hair storms in after him.
"Hey Carmen," I say, "What are you DOING?!" Joey ran into a table that had a glass of water on it. He spilled it and it landed in a spot that made it look like he peed his pants. Sara walked out of the back room and saw Carmen punch Joey in the gut.
"CARMEN!!!!!" Sara yelled, pulling Carmen off Joey. "How can you punch you most favorite guy EVER!?"
"Who? Joey Richter?" Carmen said excitedly. She looked down and saw Joey Richter writhing in pain after that blow to the stomach. "Ohmahgawd....JOEY FRICKEN RICHTER?! I am SOOOOOO sorry. I'm overprotective of Starkid related things!.....YOUR PANTS!!!! Omg! Here! Have mine!", She took her two sizes too big sweatpants off and gave them to Joey. To my surprise he put them on.
"Here, have mine.", Sara said, giving her skinny jeans to Carmen.
"Nice ass," Dylan winked, "But have mine." He gave her his jeans and she kept having to pull them up. She kissed him on the cheek as a thank you. Brian doesn't say anything, but gives Dylan his pants, and surprisingly they fit!
"Let's cover you up, dear!" Joe says, giving his pants to Brian. He was looking at everyone wearing someone else's pants. He didn't have any....
"Oh! Be right back!" Sara said running out the store.
5 minutes later
She came back with this huge sundress that I remember her mom got her, but it never fit. It was pink with small white flowers on it. She handed it to Joe.
"Ah, yes. Thank you." Joe said, taking his shirt off and trading it with Sara. He's so hot half naked. Sara, Carmen, and I were staring at various parts of his body. He may not be my favorite guy Starkid, but is Dylan or Brian half naked? I think not. He slipped on the pink dress. He looked like a guy version of Umbridge. "Now girls, I know you have a yearning to kiss us all, but I don't want any sugar from y'all. I want some from Dumbledore.", Joe said in his Umbridge voice, walking over to Dylan. Before he got there I ran over to Dylan and just kissed him. I heard a collective gasp from everyone, but Dylan wrapped him arms around me and brought me in closer. YESSSSSSSS!
