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i was over at the gallaghers for dinner but i saw debbie had something gross made for dinner so emma decided to order some kfc for all of us.
"we got a bible?" ian asked as he walked in.
"a bible?" lip asked.
"yeah, the good book." ian said.
"i doubt it?" lip replied.
"why do you need a bible?" i asked him.
"gonna stop a conversion camp." ian explained.
"good luck." i told him.
"hey, can you believe that this guy today told me i was complicated?" fiona asked.
"yes." everyone said in unison.
"are you serious? how?" fiona asked.
"well, there was the time you married that guy after, like, a week." mike said.
"and you cheated on him with your car thief ex boyfriend." carl said.
"who had serval different names." debbie said.
"almost married a heroin addict." ian said from upstairs.
"hid my meth inside our dead mother's casket." liam said.
"and you also got fired from a job for fucking your boss' brother." emma said.
"who you cheated on mike with." taylor said.
"testified against me to the military, fired me, stole my church." ian said coming downstairs with a bible.
"wow, you found a bible?" lip asked as ian sat beside me.
"okay, i get it. i'm complicated. i'm gonna go walk my dog now." fiona said.
fiona had kept mrs. cardinals dog.
"well, i can keep going." lip said making me laugh.
"oh, fuck you guys. at least rusty loves me." fiona said before she left the house.
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i woke up and realized that i was in lips bed. i must've fallen asleep last night without realizing. it was eight weeks since i found out i was pregnant so i was starting to get tired easier.
