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Chapter 5 - Sweet Silence

When lunch came it's the same usual routine. Survive without getting caught and always avoid the battle field. I literally had nothing better to do during this time. So, I just sat on the toilet seat doing nothing. Sometimes I hear a lot of gossip just by sitting here. As I have said before I'm invisible to people which gives me an advantage. I have heard some gross stories. And some really funny ones. The story that I can recall the best happened when I was in year 9, 2 years ago. A girl (obviously) was telling her friend a story.

Girl 1: "Truth or dare"

Girl 2: "truth"

Girl 1: "Okay, what is the most embarrassing thing that you have ever done?"

Girl 2: "Do I have to?"

Girl 1: "YES! Now just do it!"

Girl 2: "Fine... but you need to swear not to tell anyone."

*does the 'swear not to tell hand shake'* (they were doing some hand clap)

Girl 2: "Okay so I was in a very posh restaurant because my parents had a meeting with some important people. I suddenly needed to fart really badly. The music was pretty loud so I decided to time my farts with the beat of the music so that no one would hear. After a couple of songs had passed I felt so much better and I looked around the room like nothing happened. But when I payed attention to my surroundings, I saw that everyone was staring at me. Then it suddenly occurred to me that I was listening to my iPod."

Girl 1: "OMG! That is so funny! What did your parents..."

They walked out the door and I didn't hear the rest. I really wanted to burst out laughing while they were still in there, but I waited until they exited. A week later the story was being told all over the school. It was the topic f the week! I'm pretty sure their friendship ended that week too.

If I don't hear completely annoying and funny stories, I'd always here these lame jokes. I'll tell you 5 so that you can tell your friends...

Joke 1 -

Girl 1: why didn't the vampire eat Taylor Swift?

Girl 2: I don't know. Why?

Girl 1: because she had bad blood

Joke 2 –

Girl 1: why are all dinosaur jokes so bad?

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: because they're pre-hysteric

Joke 3 (more of another story)

Dad: why are you crying?

Daughter: because I passed the test.

Dad: Wow! Well done! What subject was it?

Daughter: Pregnancy test....

Story 4 –

Teacher: Sky, If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many would you have left?

Sky: 10

Teacher: seriously Sky, it's simple math. U can't answer anything else so, at least answer this subtraction question.

Sky: I'm still sticking to my answer 10.

Teacher: okay then. What if your friend forcibly takes 2 cakes from the 10 that you have. How many do you have left?

Sky: 10 and a dead body.

Teacher: I give up

Joke 5: