"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I THINK I HAVE FOUND OUT WHO KARKATH MAN IS" Yelled Bill Clinton, as he was running up the stairs with a hefty stack of Papers.
"Let me see those papers Mr. Clinton." said Molex, taking the papers from Bill.
"So as you can see---" said Clinton before he was cut off by an angry and confused Molex.
"Listen here you Punk ass bitch, I made you the FUCKING NICK FURY Character! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME. I WANT YOU TO Tell ME WHAT THE FUCK A BUNCH OF FBI GUINEA PIGS HAS TO DO WITH KARKATH-MAN!" Whispered a regretful Molex.
"Well, before you Cumguzeling Ass Bitch, rudely interrupted, as you can see the Award Winning Script of "G-Force" was written by none other than Karkath-Man, so if we just travel to the G-force set, we could find Karkath-m" was all Clinton said before Molex turned on the pre-recorded News cast.
"Truth is, I am Karkath-Man" said Tony Kark, as tones of claps where heard in the background.
"Bill, this was 3 weeks ago, Your dumb bitch ass has been sitting in my basement staring at the G-Force Wikipedia article for 3 DAMN WEEKS. I literally went Down to your computer last night and looked at your browser history. It WAS FUCKING RULE 34 G-FORCE RAPE FETISH PORN! I Had hope, I really did Bill, Actually, no I didn't, I lost Hope in this Damn team when Jam hopped on a Black midget and said "giddy up Niglet". Fuck my ASS WITH A BIG BLACK COCK, I AM SO FUCKED. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. No, Keep it together Molex. Karkath-Man will be better. He has to be." said Molex, while whipping stress Nigger (It's a play on a stress ball for all the Jams in the audience).
"I'm.... sorry Molex" said Bill, frightened at what Molex has become.
"Just get in the fucking Molex-Copter" Said Molex.
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3 weeks earlier
Well fellas, we did it, We stopped the evil Stidiah Obane, brought peace to the streets of Seattle, and had the best threesomes money can buy." said Tony Kark, picking up Darwin of the G-Force.
"You can say that again, partner, well what are next moves" said Darwin, eating out his own Ass.
"Well, if I could please add my input. You should reveal to the world your Karkath-man, it wo..." Was all Mooch the Housefly and member of G-force could say before Tony Kark fucking killed him with a fly swatter.
"MOOCH, NO" Yelled Darwin, Blaster, and Juarez as they ran over to there fucking dead friend, who looked more like a bloody piece of shit rather than a fly.
"Feching Fly I swear, although he does have a point. If I reveal to the world that I am Karkath-Man, I'd probably get more Pussy than ever before." said Tony Kark, chuckling at this genius plan.
"TONY, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE" Yelled the G-FORCE as they attacked Tony Kark. But since they are fucking guinea pigs, they did little damage.
"Go fuck your selves, I thought we were a team, but you go and attack me? Well your off the team, Any who I have an announcement to the world I have to make, so Bye Bitches." said Tony Kark as he got in his Lamborghini.
"WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE KARKATH MAN" Said the G-Force as they geared up.
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Present
"MAN I LOVE FUCKING PUSSY" said Tony Kark, as he was having a threesome. Suddenly, the Molex-Copter landed on the helipad.
"Tony Kark, I've come to bargain" said Guy Feiri, pulling out his AK.
"No, Guy, let me do the talking, you are only here to make sure Jam and Clinton don't fuck something up. Any who, what up Homie" said Molex, looking at Tony Kark, who was dressing himself.
"Bitch, I was just finishing up my threesome party, want to join?" said Tony Kark, buttoning up his pimp pants.
"Ok, first of all that wasn't a threesome, that was gay sex and a witness, a real threesome is 2 woman, 1 man. Second of all, we'll pass, we have a more important job." said Molex puling out some files from his briefcase.
"What Job?" said Tony Kark, a little steamed by Molex's comment on threesomes.
" Well first of all, we are a team of "Heros" called the Her-vengers and we wanted you to join our team." said Molex, pulling a shield out of his bag.
"Why should I join you fellas? said Tony Kark. A red dot was fixated on his head.
"Because we saved your life" said Molex as a Bang was heard. Molex raised the diamond shield and attempted to block the bullet, but missed.
"FUCK, I MISSED" yelled Molex as Tony Kark fell to the ground dead. "Guy, we need go back in time and try this again, God damn, I knew we should have brought our shield specialist, now I look like a cunt." said Molex as he grabbed onto Guy's shoulder and traveled back 2 mins.
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"Why should I join you fellas? said Tony Kark. A red dot was fixated on his head.
"Because we saved your life" said Molex as he grabbed Jam's fat ass and through him in front of the bullet.
"Broski's, I'M hit" said jam, as his fucking arm was blown the fuck off.
"bummer. Anywho, your welcome". Said Molex.
"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS, I'LL FUCKING DISINIGRATE THEM!" YELLED Tony Kark as he jumped off his balcony. "KARVIS, SUIT ME UP". Suddenly, Karkath-Man flew over the Her-vengers.
"We are so fucked" said the G-Force as Karkath-man flew over to them.
"Yes, you are" said Karkath-Man as he disintegrated the G-Forces gear.
"You don't fuck with Karkath. But your also not worth the energy to kill" said Karkath.
"I may have a suggestion" said Clinton, completely naked.
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"Molex, i'll gladly join the Her-vengers. Quick question, what will Clinton do with the G-Force?" said Karkath.
"Fuck them" said Molex.
"Oh" said Karkath.
"Yeah, on our way over he was watching G-Force Porn." said Molex.
"He is weird" said Karkath.
"Oh really, thanks for pointing out the obvious, dickhead" SCREAMED Molex.
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"So, this is the Karkath-man" said waddler.
"Yep, in the flesh "said Karkath.
"Guys, I need to leave for a while, I'm going to find the last 2 freddy stones. Please, Please, Do NOT Tear this team Apart. Can you both promise me this?" asked Molex, hoping that Waddler and Tony are not as fucked up as the rest of the team.
"Yeah, yeah, fuck niggers" said waddler, whipping the stress nigger.
"Yeah what ever, yo waddler, give me a whip my guy" said Karkath, as he too whipped the nigger.
"We are fucked" Molex moaned under his breath as he hopped into the Molex-Copter and flew off.
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The Hero Saga: Phase One
ActionThe True Story of a group of "heroes" (retards) who think they're heroes.
