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I waked in sloly, in case somewon waz their.
"SHOW YOURE SELF!" I yelped
"EZ their Osin." A FAMILOR vise said. I gasped it waz............CHLAMYDIA!!!!!
"OMFG!!!!" I yallered at her. She sared the crip out of me "What u do hear?" I axed.
"I want to sea you." she cryed then bursted into tearz. Thay run down hre face like pruple rain. (A/NGet it.) Chamydia is really pretty. Pretter then me. She haz reanlly ten sken and long brown hare that's Curlly. Shez also tall and all the boyz think she's soooooo hot. She was wearing a bright pink plade shirt skirt with her feet throught the sleeves where his arms shold go and it waz buttoned in the beck. For a shit she waz whering a striped hot orange, On someone elsa this wood like HORRID!!! But on her it lucked HOT!! And her eyez where pail orange. She sniffed.
"Why U cry?" I said.
"I wanted to sea you!" He said "But U wernt hear?"
"I WAZ in the bech." I said gooding to the kitcjen to eat someone.
"Ok," She said smeling. I smelled to. Then there waz a neck on the door!!
I wint and oppened it. IT waz MICKEY!!!!! and he has Pete wift ham.
"What do you want?" I axed?
"Davey loosed his voic so he CAN'T SING!" Pete sobbed.
"What well you do?!" I axed depressed.
"CAN YOU SING!" Mickey demanded. I knitted.
"Come on then Let us away!" And we left to the Monkeys pad so I could sing.
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Mary Sue meats the Monkees
FanfictionI have been playing around with this idea of writing a parody on a Monkee fan fic. THIS IS FOR LAUGHS!! Mary Sues and OOCs are in here.
