Mary Sue meats the Monkees

Chapter 3

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I walked happly up to my house and into the door. When i got in I was Hungry so I made my self sume breckfist. I mad pancakes, bagles, creem cheese I hate that stuff but EVERYONE in Cilifornia likes it so I eat it, bacon, ham, eggs, orange jice, and waffles. But I'm not fat. No matter how hard I try I can't gaine wight.

You might be wandering wear my rents R wright? Well I'm emasculated from them win the cort found out that they brused me so I live on my own. Af ter I 8 I went up to mi rum and changed.

I put on some baby blue puffy pants that I got at Gap, a red top with silver sparkles that went down my wast, then I put peace earings into my ears and bangle braclets on. Then I put on makeup, not that i needed it. I just wanted to feel like other girls. I put on white foundation, and followed it up with some blue makcara to bring out my blue eyes. Then I put on some red lipstick. Taking one last look at myself I grined. I looked HOT! I left my room to called my BFF Chlamydia Buzz Leaf Peace. She didnt pick up. I sighed.

"Guess I'll just go for a walk by myself" I screamed and walked out of my house down the roid. I was a few houses down when I hird singing.

"Oh I could hide neath the wings of the bluebird

As she sings.

The six O' clock alarms would never ring."

It was the most beautful sound I had ever heard! Following it I went into a house. It was the guys from the BEACH!!!!   I went over and sat on the couch to watch them. They didn't see me come in. The guy behine the drums was still singing.

"But it rings and I rise

Wipe the sleep out of my eyes

My shaving razors cold and it stings."

I sat in silants as they sung. When they got done I claped. The on wearing a hat jumped and loked at me and ran into the bathroom to hide. 

"Hi!" The short one Davey said.

"Hi!" I exclambed "That was a god song."

"Thanks." Micky said "Mike wrote it." Peter looked around.

"Where is Michael?" He axed.

"He hid because there is a lovley girl in the room." Davy said looking at me. I loked at him. It was happening again! It always seemed that where ever I go guys fell in love with me! It is SOOOOO ANNOYING!

"Why did he hide in the bathroom?" I axed.

"He's shy." Micky said "He can't talk to girls."

"HEY!!!" Pete suddenly shitted "Maybe YOU can help him get over his shyniss!"

"That's a groovy idea Peter!" Mickey hollared "What do you say Oceian?"

I wrinkled my nose thinking.

"Please?" Davy beged"Mike needs a girlfriend."

"Okay, fine." I answered. The three boys whooped.

(Chapter 3 or 4 if you count my A/N at the beginning of the story. What do you think? Flames and reviews are welcome. Please don't take this story seriously, it's just for fun.

I hade no idea how hard this was going to be to write.

Thank you to  for giving me the idea for her friend's name.)