seventeen; oneshots

jun gets arrested and laid

Despite being one of the best dancers in town and having the face of an actor, Wen Junhui is still a loser. Maybe if he didn't ruin his image on the first day of high school by spitting on his teacher through his impecible braces, he could have been popular, but here he was, hanging out with Mingyu (who just sneezed in his hair),Wonwoo (who was busy laughing at him), Seungkwan (who was scolding Mingyu for being so unhygenic), Soonyoung (who was covering the entirety of the school's roof in graffiti) and Chan (who was watching it all happen with this impossibly bored look).

Out of everyone there, Jun could confidently say that he is the most done with life. Even Chan was occasionally laughing along with his boyfriend's antics while Jun was contemplating on ways to throw himself off the building he so dreads. Maybe if he pretends to trip and falls, he could get away with it in the afterlife and get into heaven.

It was as if Wonwoo heard his calls for death and pulled him into a tight embrace, preventing him from jumping off. "Try to have some fun, it's our last shot at being teenagers before we have to go out into the 'real world.'" The quotation marks around the phrase coaxed Jun into thinking that maybe Wonwoo already knows plenty enough about the adult life, and he wasn't sure whether he should be sympathetic or just relate to him. Though, in a sense he was right, he should have fun. These are his last summer holidays as a teenager, before he has to worry about how many packets of instant noodles he has left and how he's going to pay his student loans.

He was so deep in thought that he hadn't noticed Wonwoo pulling away from his insincere hug and join Soonyoung, who has stopped his artistic spree on the floor and move onto bigger things, or in other words things that will get him into more trouble. He started climbing down the fire escape (along with Wonwoo), despite the protests of their younger friends, holding his large bag of paint cans.

"Soonyoung get back here!" Seungkwan shouted, giving off the same vibe as the time he got in trouble after missing the assembly last Friday. "Someone is going to see us!"

"Stop being a pussy, Seungkwan!" Wonwoo nudged his partner in crime, prompting the other to pass him a can of black spray paint. Great, now Jun is definitely going to be considered an accomplice when they get arrested.

No, fuck that, he's going to do this. With a deep breath he decided that he won't be a chicken like Seungkwan, no, he would own up and live his life for once.

As he made his way down the ladder, he already regretted everything. Why did he decide to do this? Fuck he's too handsome to go to prison. His parents are going to kill him once they find out.

Fuck it, he's 17, he can only be stupid as a teen and he's going to take advantage of it. He's not going to be a teen for much longer, god dammit, so he should stop being a pussy and just do it.

And so he did, ending up in a pair of handcuffs by the end of the night.

Seungkwan and Chan escaped before the cops came, thank god.

Mingyu, with his enourmous height and clusmy steps on the other hand wasn't as lucky and got caught right as he was about to leave, poor guy.

While Mingyu was being interrogated, Wonwoo, Soonyoung and Jun all got handcuffed and sent into the police station, where they had to wait for their parents. All three had nothing to say to one another, sitting in silence with the best guilty face they could muster.

Obviously they didn't feel bad, in fact they wanted to laugh and high-five each other for the great work. What a night well spent.

Honestly though, Jun hadn't felt so free in his entire life. This was such an eye-opener and he would probably do it again if he got the chance. He wasn't sure what demon was possessing him at that moment but holy shit it feels good. Then again, he does feel a little bad for nearly giving his mother a heart-attack when telling her what happened on the phone. Thank fuck she didn't have an shouting spree like Wonwoo's because he wouldn't have the heart to just hang up like his friend did.