seventeen; oneshots

joshua's boyfriend is an asshole

Jeonghan will admit, that sometimes, sometimes he goes too far with his 'meaningless' jokes. Especially when it comes to his friends. Especially if it's Joshua.

Okay, he swears that he didn't mean to take that photo of Shua, lying half naked on the floor of Seungcheol's house, empty bottles of wine and beer scattered around him, face covered with a gay porn magazine with a really hot guy on the cover, and also post it for 350k people to either relate to or laugh at his miserable state, how was he supposed to know it would go viral?

But if he's being completely honest, his followers actually adore Joshua. From his church boy posts where he sweetly asks for donations towards local charities, to his slurred dirty talk in extremely drunk videos (which unsurprisingly got age restricted), everything brought in hundreds of thousands of likes and comments of 'ICONIC' and 'ugh, king🤧🤙', not to mention the tons of fan letters he gets every day. Joshua even got his own Instagram page, which garnered around 50k followers in a mere two weeks (mostly thanks to Jeonghan, but he doesn't like to admit it).

So what was the problem?

Well, for one, Joshua was piss drunk and had no idea Jeonghan was taking that photo in the first place. Secondly, everyone on campus is going to see that photo and make fun of him.

Look, Jeonghan didn't even know that photo was going to become a meme, he swears he didn't, but it's still his fault, somewhat (It was also kind of Joshua's fault for letting himself get so drunk with Jeonghan around, but yet again, he won't admit it). 

Joshua looked at his phone, frozen in shock, when he saw people from the university he is going to be at in a month reposting the meme with the caption of, "lmao same" or "me right before finals". He didn't want to become 'that guy from that one meme', but lo and behold, here he is, being 'that guy from that one meme'. Luckily, his face has been covered by the very gay and erotic magazine (he didn't mean to buy it, but it just... happened...) so most people only know him through his username...

Wait, Jeonghan tagged him?

Oh god yes he did, he even very nicely added it onto the ass of the porn mag. God damn his boyfriend and his life ruining antics.

Seungcheol on the other hand always got the good side of- well- everything (including sex). Whenever Jeonghan posted a photo of the two on a date (Joshua had been complaining that he's going to fail his entrance exams if he doesn't study for a millisecond), the comments were flooded with "OMG GOALS😍🔥🔥🔥" or "PLS MARRY ME😭".

So, of course Joshua was feeling a tiny bit jealous.

But, despite his uncalled for jealousy, when he finally, finally, got his acceptance letter from his first choice university, of course he took Seungcheol and Jeonghan out for extravagant date at a fancy (and expensive) restaurant downtown, dressed all fancy as to congratulate not only himself, but his two boyfriends on getting accepted, especially now that they're going to be studying in the same city.

What he didn't expect was 10 very asian guys 'spying' on the three of them in the whitest of the white areas, where they stuck out like a sore thumb.

He noticed while the waiter was pouring them grape juice that Jihoon and Chan had been the only reasonable ones, wearing sunglasses and a face mask, pretending to read a newspaper, though the two of them acting almost identically was probably worse than the 8 other 'spies'.

Who informed them of their date? (Probably Jeonghan). Why were they there? (Because they're scared they won't see the threesome after they leave). Couldn't they have waited a little bit so he can finally have some alone time with his favourite boyfriends? (No, of course they couldn't have). God damn it, why is he friends with such idiots.