seventeen; oneshots

in which mingyu accidentally kisses seungkwan

[WARNING; descriptive underaged dirty talk, drinking and very heavy angst]

As a welcome back gift to Soonyoung, everyone decided to throw a party at Seungcheol's. Well, it was mostly just a get together with really loud teenagers and a lot of alcohol, but nonetheless, it was still a disaster.

So, on a exceptionally hot but rainy July night (right after Wonwoo's 17th birthday party which ended horribly wrong), a bunch of asian guys (+ one confused Louis because everyone needs a fuck buddy) piled into a house to drink their sorrows away.

Even though Soonyoung's leg was broken and his entire left arm was covered in bandages, he sure as hell enjoyed being back with his friends, laughing like idiots and singing nostalgic songs on a ridiculously expensive karaoke machine. But what he loved the most about that particular night was watching his underclassmen suffer during seven minutes in heaven.

Mingyu has no idea how he was coaxed into playing the stupid game, especially when he's the designated driver and supposedly sober (though he isn't sure after drinking about four cups of that peculiar tasting "apple juice"), but here he is, sitting in a circle with 13 horny, drunk guys.

He was highly concerned for his safety as it was (Wonwoo always ends up accidentally giving him a black eye during these games), but now he's considering jumping out the window since Soonyoung just announced that today (of all the possible options, he chose the day before Mingyu's medical exam) was the one and only day of 'No Limits', where you're allowed to sleep with someone other than your partner, meaning he is won't get away without at least a dozen hickeys.

They throw their names into Hansol's bucket hat (which looked more like the Goblet of Fire, with its yellow and red pattern). Mingyu was really close to bailing and running back home, but Wonwoo threw his name in for him (He kissed his cheek and threw an arm around him, "You're welcome, honey.").

The first two to be picked out were Seokmin and Jeonghan, the pair making out before making it into the small room. For the entire seven minutes there was very loud moaning, coming mostly from Seokmin, and when they came out of the closet (for the second time) Jeonghan's shirt was on backwards and Seokmin' face was brighter than Soonyoung's red panties.

While people went in and out moaning, arguing or both, the rest played strip uno and somehow (managing to survive Wonwoo's legendary power move), Mingyu ended up losing almost every round. By 10 pm all he was left with was the very expensive oversized shirt he stole from his bulky dad and his very thin boxers, which very prominently showed the outline of his cute chilli pepper. Luckily, before he lost his underwear too, Cheol and Jun finished their turn, meaning it was time to choose new names.

The self-proclaimed MC, Seungkwan, gathered everyone around the hat, making sure everyone was watching as he picked a name out of the six left.

He glanced at the paper, "Our first victim is," He swirled his hand around dramatically, a dumb grin on his equally stupid face,

"Mingyu!"

Wonwoo nudged him with a smirk, the older's arm covered in scratches from the cats he brought home last Sunday, giving him a quick peck as a sign of good luck (though everyone knew that the tallest had the worst of luck). Mingyu just gulped in fear, silently praying that his closet partner won't be too brutal on his sensitive skin (and boner).

When the next name was pulled out, Mingyu could definitely see the colour leave Seungkwan's face. He was about to hide the paper, or maybe eat it, when Jihoon pushed him onto the couch quite violently and viciously grabbed it from his hand, bursting out in a nearly demonic laughter as he read over the name.