BFJ • Object Show

Episode Two - The Adventures of Arry

The objects stared at each other before starting to group up.

"LockLockLockLockLockLockLock!" Cracker shouted.

"Hey, Cracker," Lock said happily "What's crackin?"

"We should form a team!" Cracker said gleefully.

"Sure, we work well together anyways," Lock said.

"Yes we do," Cracker said winking at her.

Hearty saw Cracker and Lock forming a team and shouted, "Shipppppppppppp." Hearty saw Barrel walking up to her and backed up an inch.

She sat on the only swing left on the swingset before saying, "Why do you ship real people?" She questioned before one of the chains broke, banging her against the rusty metal holding up the ancient swings. She quickly jerked back up, still huffing from so much movement and attempted to say, "So... you wanna... form—" she gasped when she looked around and saw that she was on an empty plains.

"Shit, where am I?" she said. She started to walk around. The grass feels so dead, she thought. She continued to walk before needing a break, but when she sat the ground started to crumble under her.

She awoke back at the swingset. "Are you okay?" Hearty asked, actually looking concerned.

"I think I'll live." Barrel said.

"Great, can I ship you with the ground then because it kinda looked like you were making out with the ground?" Barrel glared before spitting trying to wash her mouth.

"I think we should invite Skully over," said Hearty "He's got skills."

Barrel thought about it for a second before saying, "Sure, no reason not to. Yo, Skully, come on over here!" Barrel shouted.

Skully walked over and said, "I know you two will need ME to actually win challenges." He said before even thinking the words, and embarrassed started to walk quicker.

"Cracked Egg and Sippy, you two are too young to wonder off without your mama," Mama Bean told Sippy and Cracked Egg.

"Can I join please?" Ladybug asked shyly.

"Sure, hun, don't curse in front of the lil' ones though."

Ladybug's eyes widened before saying," Never mam!" Mama Bean stared at her for a moment before hearing a shout.

She looked over to see The Peas playing with a slug. She shouted at them, "Don't touch it, you'll catch somethin!"

"Like what" The middle pea said arrogantly. "A cold?" The other two laughed before running and shouting, "We're joining Cracker's team!" Mama Bean, too old to run after them, just looked back at her team and saw that Ladybug was reading Cracked Egg and Sippy a story. She smiled before sitting with them.

Arry strided over to Cracker, Lock, and The Peas. "Can I interest you in me being on your team for just the low, low price of your soul— I mean $15 dollars!"

They all thought and Lock walked up and said "As much as we would like someone more..." she paused then said "determined."