Arry walked outside of his hotel, looking very tired and depressed. He looked at his teammates and friends, who now had for sale signs tied around their necks.
"Arry,? Taggy said. "Why do we have these for sale signs ON US,!?"She yelled
"Well, ever since that new host started reviving objects for free, I've been unable to sell my product of life," He said.
"And don't you have more things to sell,?" Taggy asked
"No," he said
"What about the R.E.T.A.R.D,?"
"Oh why,?!?!" Arry shouted ignoring Taggy.
They all looked at him like he was a maniac which he probably was.
"What about this,?" Signy said pulling out a file which said on the front of it Plan B
Arry looked over and gave a leap of joy. He ran over to Signy.
"Signy you stupid genius,!" Arry said happily.
"Was that an insult or a complement?" Bloody Knife asked
"Both," Arry said "but were getting off track, lets open this file up,! He shouted
Arry reached over and picked up the file, He flipped it open and read it over.
"Uh huh, uh huh, yes of course!," Arry said happily
"What is it Arry?," Squish Ball asked
"I will do what my grandfather did for work!,"
"What was his work though,?" Taggy asked
"He sold drugs,!" Arry said joyfully
The objects stared at him for a moment before signy said, "you follow your dreams!," Signy did a few jumps of joy
Barrel saw Signy jumping and went over as fast as she could.
"Ohh, cheerleading practice can I participate," she said while huffing "I can be your bottom girl,!" She said
Cracker ran over "We have no doubt of that Barrel, the question is if your good,"
"Of course I'm good look at these cheerleading medals," she said while grabbing them with her foot "wait, what do you mean by that,?"
"I—, He started before being interrupted by Arry
"Bloody Knife get rid of these rascals?!," Arry said
"On it," he said. Bloody Knife ate Cracker and ripped the wood off of Barrel to pick his teeth with.
"Arry, what did you mean about that selling drugs work," Taggy said
"Well, since I have no efficient way of making money, I now have to make money another way," He said.
"I'll be your first buyer," Signy said
"Here you go!," He said pulling out a bottle with orange pills that had his face on them.
Team Cookies sat around the two hosts in anticipation for the elimination to start.
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