(Editing) Humans are strange creatures (Sesshomaru x reader ) inuyasha oneshots

Oneshot/sick girl/

Your pov

We all know just how much a morbid daughter I am, when someone has a broken arm I laugh, if I see a child cry I laugh,  the sight of pain for other's is just funny to my eyes. This is why people find it hard to believe my sister is kagome. But I think it's perfectly normal. Good balances out with evil right? This explains how I'm her sister.

Kagome:" let's go (Name)! Inuyasha is waiting for us." I nodded my head and grabbed my backpack then hid my blades under my skirt.

Since I'm such a messed up girl, I learn various ways of harm someone; such as poison, blades, arrows, you name it. But I think my speciality is manipulating, and getting into people's head, is my best way of hurting anyone.

You:" on my way." I jumped after kagome, yet for some reason I was falling from the sky. " shiiiitttttt" as I looked down I noticed rin and sesshomaru.

God did I hate sesshomaru! Ever single time I see his face my heart starts throbbing uncontrollably! Then I always full some type of force literally pulling me towards him, just like now!

As much as I hate this demon, if I don't call for help I'm dead. And being splatter over the ground ,like some road kill, is not the way I wanna go out. I breathed in deeply then gathered my courage.

You:" SESSHOMARU!"  God that felt so.....good...I'll never admit aloud.

I felt his gaze on my form and then I felt two strong arms grab me in the mid air.

Sesshomaru:" (Name)....why were you falling from heaven- coughs- the sky."

Heaven? Did he say heaven? No way, he hates humans. He wouldn't like me, a morbid, human, girl.

You:" I don't know, I jumped from the well and this happened." We finally reached the ground yet he didn't put me down. " if you could let me go, I'll find my way back to kagome. "

He didn't let me go.

Sesshomaru:" no. "

You:"put. Me. Down." I glared right to face, gritting my teeth. I will not worry my sister or my friends.

Sesshomaru:" I said no."

You:" and I said put me dog, pup."

He quirked an eyebrow at me then smirked.

Sesshomaru:" do not defy me." He almost growled at me, and I found this hot. What is wrong with me!?

You:" p-put me down...I don't want to worry kagome...also, I have to return home...." I blushed from seeing him so dominating and fierce.

Sesshomaru:" you will travel with me. I have something to settle with inuyasha anyway."

You:" if you fight him, you will fight me. "

I jumped out of his arms, pulling out a small blade from under my skirt. He growled but I felt jealousy in the air around him. I hate that me and kagome shared spiritual powers, but I was more fluent in seeing one's emotions.

Sesshomaru:" and why would you protect a half breed?" He marched towards me as I backed up.

You:" He is important to me."

My sentence seemed to cause more tension, and I'm drowning in it's pleasure. A smiled played on my lips, a gesture which conveys the sadistic fun I'm having.

Sesshomaru:" how is he important?" His voice was sickeningly deep, the taste of his mouth must be like black licorice or dark chocolate mint.

You:" he's important as a friend, and way of teasing you." He cornered me to a ledge, my heels were so close to  falling off.

Sesshomaru:" I don't like to be teased."

You:" and I don't like to ordered around." He pressed his chest against mine and then began to lower his face to mine. " what are you doing..." He shushed me and grabbed ahold of waist in his arms and brought me closer to him.

Then slowly, our lips clashed together in a spellbinding way. Nothing felt so good or sensational as this kiss. I wrapped my arms around his neck, bringing us closer together. He tasted like dark chocolate mint. Once we released each other, I shoved him away and ran off.

That was my first kiss! My first kiss was taken by a sexy demon! Inuyasha hates that guy! I hate that guy? Right I hate him.....WHATEVER! he wouldn't like me once he found out just how messed up I am!

I stopped running when I noticed a group of thieves coming out of the woods. They blocked my path so I couldn't run. These three fucktards are gonna regret jumping me.

Leader:" give us your money or body."

You:" I carry no money. "

Leader:" than we'll have your body!"

You:" as if fucker. Run before I chop off your dick." He laughed in response then came rushing at me. I quickly blocked his attack and stabbed him multiple times in his legs. His two lackeys then came running at me with swords. I simply splashed them both is poisonous liquid that melted their skin.

They all cried in pain to my delight, and I stood there laughing like a madman.

You:"CRY IN PAIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I HOPE HELL IS KIND TO YOU! HAHAHAHAH" I clenched my sides as the laughs kept rolling out. But I immediately stopped when I saw sesshomaru standing there. If I knew sesshomaru with the numerous of times I've seen him, is that he never shows emotions, so seeing his eyebrows both raised up is a sight to behold. Now I'm totally embarrassed and the self hate I carry is growing.

I always hated how my sense of humor didn't match other normal girls, but having sesshomaru see this side of me is more poisonous than any demons' venom.

You:" do you have a problem? Is seeing the true side of myself such a horrid sight?" My legs stiffen as my eyes were the only organ moving.

Sesshomaru:" each time I see you, you just get better."

Did he really mean that? Am I not a creepy girl in his eyes?

You:" do you mean that? I'm usually the creepy girl..."

Sesshomaru:" you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and your laugh is to die for. "

You:" d-do you really mean t-that?" My face redden to his declaration. He stepped closer to me and embraced my form in his arms.

Sesshomaru:" yes I mean it. "

Sharing a passionate kiss with him, made me realize just how much I'm in love with him.

———————

I revealed my relationship with sesshomaru to the whole group, they didn't like it at first but soon understood how much I loved sesshomaru. So now I travel with inuyasha and sesshomaru on different days.

The constant flirting from naraku wasn't so bad anymore, I think naraku saw me as a interesting human because of my sense of humor, but sesshomaru wouldn't have it when naraku would talk to me. So sesshomaru aided inuyasha in killing naraku and now I'm happily married to sesshomaru.

Everything turned out okay, I have kids with my husband and visit kagome and the rest of the group on a daily bases. Rin became my adoptive daughter, I looked over her ever since I started dating sesshomaru.

I couldn't wish for anything else. Sesshomaru is the only dream I had, and now it's become reality.

(Unedited)