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Favorite drunk boys🖤🖤🖤
BUT 23k HOLY SHSJDKSND I THINK I SHIT MYSELF I LOVE YOU EDGY CHILDREN SO MUCH
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Joesph
•he just showed up knocking on the door, disturbing your slumber
•you hauled him into your room and threw him on the bed, causing him to laugh out loud
•you knelt down to undo his shoes, grumbling under your breath
•"uhH no sTop I havE a (girl/boy)friEnd"
•"Joesph, I am your (girl/boy)friend"
•"Holy shit"
Damien
•stares at you with so much love
•latches onto you and doesn't let go, who needs air when you have a cute goth dad??
•"you're so precious to me I lo- *hic* ve you"
•"Damien, you're squeezing a bit too tight"
•"I know"
Mat
•now you know why he doesn't drink
•he's been hitting on your for the past 30 minutes
•"so- are you single?"
•gets all sad when you say no
•"Mat, honey, you're my boyfriend. That's why I'm not single"
•"ARE YOU SERIOUS"
