omegle chats

chat 6 pretending to be 1D

you're chatting with a random stranger. say hi!

you both like one direction.

(m = me & s =stranger)

m: meet one direction!

s: ??

s: im interested

m: we are one direction!

s: o god

m: so why are you a fan?

s:how are you all typing at the same time?

s: im a fan becaise i was dragged by my hair into this fandom

m: no we are all watching the screen talking to you and saying what we want to say

s:o thats nice

m: whos your fave member?

s: im tori

s: ummmmm well i dunno i'd have to say Louis or zayn

m: yay carrots! anyways im louis!

m: and everyone behind me are harry, liam, zayn

s: louis dont say that anymore gurl do you know what year we are in?!

m: and niall

m: i still say it sometimes... just not a lot

s: um okay i would stab everything that had to do with carrots

m: why?!?!

s: um i dont know that all i would hear for like 4 years!!!

m: o lol

s: um yeah

m: bye! we have to go!

s: wait hold up can i have al y'all up close?

m: what do you mean

s: o poop

s: just everyone near the screen

s: looking at it

m: we are

s: ok IF I SEE ONE MORE CIGARETTE GO INTO ANYONE OF Y'ALLS MOUTH HOLES IM GOING TO CUT YOU!!!

m: please dont!!

s: and liam straighten up boy

s:well as a fabn i'll protect my boys

m: yah but if you cut us that would be hurting us

s: U KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!

s: ITS BETTER THAN GETTING CANER

m: we do what we want to do

m: bye! we have to go!

s: you want to kill yourself?

m: bye! 

you have disconnected.