Gotham Preferences

Them as 'shit my friends and I say'

Ed: "THIS PENCIL IS FOR SUICIDE!" -me when I tripped over a pencil

Oswald: "Can I call my mom?..." - Rylie

Jerome: "I was in the depths of the desert, riding an alligator home, and I needed you to unlock the door." -my brother

Barbara: "Let me teach you some manners, if you want to leave, you say 'we're out, bitch'." -my dad giving my brother relationship advice.

Tabitha: "In this world, it's yeet or get yeeted." -selin