(Y/n) pov.
We were all in the court room and almost everyone looked nervous but Neagi had a determined look on his face. I sat like how I did last time as I waited it to start.
"Now then my sweet and tender liggens! Why don't we kick things off by talking about the murder weapon." Monokuma suggests.
"According to the Monokuma files the victim was stuck on the head with a blunt object leading to what must likely an immediate demise." Togami says. I decide to look else where.
"Yes but what could it have been?" Ishimaru asks.
"Well I don't know maybe the bloody dumbbell?" I say sarcastically. Yet I am completely ignored. I pout at it.
"Hey I bet it was a metal pipe!" Hagakure says. I roll my eyes.
"No that wasn't the weapon!" Neagi says.
"Duh right what was I thinkin'?"
"LIKE I SAID IT WAS THE BLOODY DUMBELL ON THE FLOOR!!" I yell.
"She's not wrong. The circumference matched the weight at the end of a dumbbell." Kirigiri says.
"What! You checked her crunched in head!? And how do we know the psycho didn't do it?" Asahina asks accusingly.
"Because I would have shoved her in the oven." I said with a blank face. I then look at everyone with a look in my eyes like they've never seen before. "What's the difference between babies and pizzas? Pizzas don't scream when you shove it in the oven." A lot of people screamed. I started laughing.
"Safe to say it wasn't her. So let's continue." Kirigiri says.
"Considering the blood stains that we found on the carpet, I think it's safe to assume that the crime was committed right there. In the girls locker room." Celestia says.
"Plus it's high time to name the culprit. Would you care to rack your brains or shall I just tell you who it is?" Togami says. I decide to think about it when it clicks.
"You know who did it?" Ohwada yells shocked.
"Obviously. Chihiro Fujisaki's killer it-"
"Genocider Syo!" I interrupt which cause Togami to look at me shocked.
"Wait a minute that serial killer who was in the news? Whatever brah." Hagakure says.
"But wouldn't that have to mean that raving lunitic is one of us? That's crazy talk." Asahina asks. Togami stares at me.
"How would you know?" He asks me and I look away.
"My parents. They have a few ways to get classified information and have their own reasons to. I do not need to explain further." I say.
"Well Asahina it's not as you think. Togami and I found a dosiea on the killer in the library." Neagi says.
"It called attention to all the killers motives throughout all of genocider syo's murders. Two rituals of calling cards in particular. First Syo always leaves a message written in blood." Togami says
"Yes fun bag fever. If I am not mistaken." Yamada says and I face palm.
"Blood bath fever you mean." Asahina says correcting him.
"The second motive is important since it was never disseminated out to the public. Without fail everyone of Syo's victims was crucified. Thus having found her in such a unique state it's only natural to assume that Fujisaki was slain by the self vained villain." Togami says. I slow clap.
"Did your parents text you and tell you that? Or did you find it out on your own." I ask and he glares at me. Which causes me to stick my tongue out at him.
"To wait we have an incredibly violent serial killer within our ranks?" Celestia Questions.
"Yes. And she goes by the name of Touko Fukawa." Togami answers and Fukawa freaks out.
"W-wha!? I- uh." Fukawa says and Asahina leans forward. I stroke my chin.
~~time skip because I don't feel like doing the ENTIRE trial~~~~~
I kind of spaced out as Ishimaru was crying after we found out that Mondo Oowada was guilty of killing Chihiro Fujisaki. I start laughing and everyone looks at me.
"Wow! I can see these people in a three some! Is that bad?" I ask and they look disgusted at me as I winked at them. Mondo starts explaining why he killed Chihiro and I raise my hand. They look at me.
"You know Chihiro.. I know your watching this somewhere but if you accepted Sakura Ogami's request to train you then you would still be alive or you could have talked to the ultimate MORAL COMPASS! and we wouldn't have been here in the first place!" I yell which causes Oowada and Ishimaru to cry harder.
"Boo hoo hoo. As much as I love seeing men cry like damsels in distress it's PUUUNISHIMENT TIIIIME!!" Monokuma says. Ishimaru stops crying. "Don't look at me like I'm singling out pompadour JR. here this punishment is meant for all of humanity! Despair is your birth right!" Mom says. I start to ignore them and think of the perfect ship names when it comes to me.
"MONDTAKA! Or maybe ISHIWADA!" I yell and they all look at me. "Oops that was supposed to be in my head." I smile.
"Oh my you are a hoot! But I've cracked a little somethin somethin for our Super High School Level Biker here's a hint I think he's gonna dig it! What do you say Ohwada? Give me a high five brosif! Get ready for hell on wheels! " Monokuma says. I smile like a maniac.
"Don't do this! Take me instead!" Ishimaru cries and I stifle a laugh.
"Let's send him off with a bang! PUUUUNISHMENT TIME!!" Monokuma spins around.
"NOOOOOO IM BEGGING YOU! PLEASE DONT KILL MY FRIEEEEEEEEEND!" Ishimaru yells Monokuma ignored him.
"I hope you can forgive me big bro. I promised you man to man but I let you down." Oowada says and Ishimaru screams as Monokuma hits the button. We all walk down the hallway to the punishment room.
Mondo and Monokuma are on a bike with Mondo on the back like a bitch and tied up like one too. Monokuma reeves the engine and they shoot off towards one of those motorcycle cages. Right as they are about to enter Monokuma shoots off the bike right as they were about to enter. Mondo enters and it starts going in circles really fast. Mondo screams and suddenly the buke stops. It falls down and mondo is no where in sight. We hear a beeping noise and look over to a machine thing and out pops this container that says 'Mondo butter.' Monokuma takes the butter and puts it on pancakes eating it. I start laughing.
"NO WAY! HAHAHAHA BUTTER. BUTTER! BUTTER! HAHAHA." I laugh. Ishimaru runs up to me and grabs my shoulders and shakes me.
"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?" He yells crying I push him off me. And cross my arms and look away. I mutter so quietly only I can hear (a/n: or so you thought 😏).
"Because I don't know how to react. I can't feel anything anymore. Stupid ass parents." I then raise my voice "BECAUSE ITS FUNNY!" I laugh again.
"NO ITS NOT!" He yells. I bow.
"So sorrry I meant BECAUSE ITS HILARIOUS NOT FUNNY!" I then skip away.
Togami's pov.
'What was that she mumbled? Hmm. I better investigate.' I think and follow her to her room.
"Are you going to stop following me now?" She asks. I stop as she stops and turns around I smirk.
"Well I just wanted to know why you spoke about your parents like that?" I smirk and she goes pale.
"I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED BUT I DONT REALLY CARE IMMA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT!" She yells and runs into her room and locks the door.
'Hmm interesting.' I think as I walk to my room.
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Pretty Little Psycho (Byakuya Togami X Psycho Reader)
Fanfiction(Y/n) (l/n) is the Super High School Level Psychopath. Even though she is a Psychopath she was accepted into hopes peak academy. Except when she got there she was pleasantly surprised when it wasn't going to be a typical school year. It was gonna be...
