DDLC Oneshots!

Monika x Delete Button x Book

Requested by -SinOfGreed- and -expunge (I kinda combined your requests to make it more interesting. I hope you don't mind)

Monika's P.O.V.

Monika. Monika.

Some days, it feels like the delete button is calling me. I was soo obsessed with it back then, and now that MC is gone.. I know it's constantly calling me to delete myself. But I could never. I have to be strong for my club members..

Monika. Monika.

Here in the club, things seemed a bit different. Yuri was writing way more often and Natsuki was spending a lot more time in the closet than usual. I decided to talk to them both since either of those things were unlike them.

I walked over to Yuri and sat on the desk next to her. She instinctively covered the page. "What you writing there, Yuri? A good poem? Homework?" I knew I was being nosey, but honestly I didn't care. Her hiding the page was very suspicious.

"U-um.. yes, a poem... I got an idea earlier and just needed to write it down..." "And what's the poem's focus?" I pressed. "Er.. p-pens...?" I laughed. "Oh. So it's some kind of... kinky poem? I understand."

"N-no! It's nothing-!" "Give my mistress a break, Monika!" A manly voice announced. My eyes widened in shock and so did Yuri's. Sayori looked over curiously and Natsuki's head popped from out of the closet.

"What was that?" I asked, still shocked by the voice. "My name is Akio, and I am Yuri's pen, formerly MC's pen."

We all stared at the pen in her hand and couldn't say a word. "I-I-I was g-going to tell y-you guys eventually..." Yuri said. "A glitch in the game brought him to life."

Natsuki noticeably furrowed her eyebrow. "So... your pen is alive and can talk?" "Y-yes... we've been writing notes to each other during... club.."

That explains a lot. I still couldn't believe it though. "That's amazing!" Sayori cheered as she skipped over. "Hello, Mr. Pen!" She said, waving to him.

"You may call me Akio. Now Monika, please do not fluster my girl friend so." "Girlfriend!?" Everyone shreiked.
"Y-yeah um... we're dating."

"You're dating a pen?" I asked. "Actually, never mind. I'm glad you found someone." She nodded with a slight blush.

"Now, Natsuki, what's been bothering you? You've been in the closet for a long while." Natsuki quietly walked out and sat down at a desk near the end of the classroom.

She sighed and eventually told us the story of Noboru.

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"Oh my goodness, I am soo sorry, Natsuki!!" Sayori exclaimed hugging her, a few stray tears falling down her cheeks. Natsuki hesitantly hugged back and sighed. "It's okay. I won't let his sacrifice go to waste."

Soo brave.. all these girls were brave. I nonchalantly laughed, trying to bring the good mood back. "Well, I doubt the rest of us will fall in love with objects." Sayori looked down. "Um... a cinnamon roll talked to me earlier. I just shrugged it off and left it at home. Maybe it will be my bae!"

Monika. Monika.

The voice again.. I shook my head as the other girls laughed. "Anyway, poem time!"

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"That was a great meeting everyone! Thanks for participating and see you tomarrow!~"

Packing their bags and heading out, they called out good bye's and I was alone in the room.

Monika. Monika.

"Leave me alone!" I finally called out
"MONIKA!" I looked at my bag in shock and pulled out my laptop.

MOnIkkaa mOnikkAA MoniKa MonIKa MOnIkkaa mOnikkAA MoniKa MonIKa MOnIkkaa mOnikkAA MoniKa MonIKa
MOnIkkaa mOnikkAA MoniKa MonIKa

My head started spinning as I stared at the delete button on the key board. "STOP!" Someone yelled. And like that, I fainted.

Eventually I came to, hearing two people arguing. As I rubbed the now sore part of my head, I sat up and looked at the participants of contention. Then I sighed.

A book and the delete button were the ones causing the commotion in the room. "Scaring her and trying to hypnotise her isn't going to help you win her heart! She needs someone like me!" The book shouted.

"You'll never be important to her! You're just another book to use and easily replace!" The delete button blared back.

I cleared my throat loudly. They turned to me in shock. "If I may help, I will be the one who decides who is best for me."

"Y-yes, Monika.." the book politely said. The delete button stayed silent, then said, "MoNikAaa lOvvve mE" The book easily shoved the button onto the floor.

"Okay, as much as I am flattered," I said getting up. "I have to get to know you both first."

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A week later and I have both a delete button and a book in the friendzone because I am in love with both. What is my life?