Barack Obama x William Shakespeare [part 2]

[A Legit Author's Note]

If the original author of William Shakespeare x Barack Obama finds this, I'm sorry.

Ok this book's been gaining traction lately, so here goes: this piece is satirical, bad writing and all. I don't write like this at all. The more I write, the bigger the disclaimer at the bottom will be.

○ The real-life people in this book are either famous people or people I know who ASKED to be in this.

○ All properties belong to their respective owners and whatnot.

○ I was both a Trump supporter and a fujoshi when I wrote this so that's probably why it feels a bit off compared to how I am now (besides the stuff like vore and Glass Joe body pillows).

○ Please don't harass the people mentioned in this purposely bad fic. I'm half-expecting at least someone to call me a hypocrite on this one.

○ I fucking love Punch-Out!! and Glass Joe is me on all levels except physical.

○ If the fic ends up problematic, lemme know. Unless you think I'm being homophobic, which if you think I am, you don't know anything about me.

○ If you want more after the story, read the elaborate reading list on my profile dedicated to my crack fics, including the direct sequels to this one in particular.

○ And most importantly, EVERYTHING I WROTE WAS MEANT TO BE BAD. PLEASE DO NOT CORRECT ME ON ANYTHING.

Anyways have fun