Sewer Problems

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Crystal: FUCK!!!
Crystal throws the meta finder across the room, where Toby catches it as he and Mike enter the room.
Toby: What happend?
Crystal: IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!!!
Mike: What do you mean it doesn't work?
Nelson: It means, we don't have anything necessary to make the thing work.
Mike: Explain.
Nelson: We need DNA of a meta to actually use the damn thing.
Crystal: AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY DNA!!!
Mike: No blood samples in any labs?
Nelson: Nope.
Toby: How about the cells?
Nelson: Jess just told us she and Jacob  didn't find anything yet, she's on the last one and hasn't found a single strand of DNA.
Crystal: FUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Mike: Why is she so mad?
Nelson: Probably wants to get this all over with. She hates this.
Crystal: I'M STILL HERE YOU KNOW!!
Nelson: I know.
Just then, Jess runs into the room with a exhausted Jacob just catching up.
Jacob: We *gasps* found *gasps* something *gasps*.
Jess lifts a single strand of hair.
Jess: Found this.
Mike: Toby.
Toby grabs the hair and puts it in the finder. A map appears and a red dot is shown.
Jacob: Is that-?
Crystal: The sewers?
Mike: Well guys, better bring noseplugs.

(In the sewers)

Crystal: Ewwwwww.
Mike: Quit complaining.
Mike, Crystal, Nelson, and Jacob are walking through the sewers.
Jacob: Maybe I should shed some light?
Mike: And blow up the entire sewer, with us and the meta along with maybe some of the city? Yeah no, just keep watch.
Jacob: Roger.
Crystal looks at the finder.
Crystal: Just a bit further.
The 4 turn and see a figure in shadows.
???: Who are you?
It was a girl.
Mike: Hi, we're from Allstate and we would like to discuss about home insurance.
???: Get away from me.
Mike: Look, we just want to-
???: GET AWAY!!!
The girl stretched out her right arm and it was black and yellow thorns popped out from the arm. It hits Mike and one of the thorns sticks into Mike's shoulder.
Mike: Heeeey, is this poiiisss....
Mike falls into the sewer water. Crystal then barfs.
Nelson: You ok?
Crystal: Nope. Just nope.
???: Aren't you guys worried about-
Jacob: Wait for it.
Mike then gets up and then rips off his mask and barfs.
Mike: Jesus fucking Christ. I want to die.
???: Mike?
Mike looks up to see the girl came out of the shadows to reveal a skinny girl wearing a black hoodie, black sweat pants, black shoes, blue eyes, long red hair, and head phones on her head.
Mike: Mary? How you doing?
Mary: You know, swell. Being turned into more of a freak and almost killed my friend. You know, the usual.
Mike: Good good. Pretty much the same except killing friends.
Mary: Who's the rest of the freaks?
Mike: Wolf, Ion, Crystal are Nelson, Jacob, and Crystal.
Mary: Wow.... subtle.
Crystal: Eh.
Mike: Alright, how about we-
???: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
The group turns around and sees a group of armed soldiers.
Mike: You work for a guy with no skin called Dr.Skin, which is kind of funny but-
Soldier: Shut it freak!!
Mike: *whisper* Crystal, think you can make a dome?
Crystal: *whisper* I can try.
Crystal crouches and puts her hands on the ground.
Crystal: Ew ew ew.
Soldiers: HANDS UP!!!
Mike: You heard the man Ion. Hands up.
Jacob raises his arms and shoots a blast of energy. The sewer explodes.

(On top)

Toby: Think they're ok?
Jess: Can't sense them. I hope they're-
The two then see the explosion.
Jess: No!
Toby grabs Jess and flies her down to the ground. Jess and Toby look down the hole.
Toby: Immortal!!
Jess: MIKE!!!
Mike: Shut up!! Secret Identity Psych.
Mike walks into view, carrying Crystal.
Mike: Mind helping?
Jess sighs and Toby chuckles.
Toby: Yeah. Give me a hand.

(In Dr.Skin's bosses office)

???: So they now have a finder?!
Dr.Skin: Yes sir.
The man clenches his fist and stands up.
???: I think it's time for them to know who they're dealing with.
Dr.Skin: You think that's wise?
???: Wiser than what we are doing right now. Beisdes, what can they do to hurt me?

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