phil: i'm giving up on you, 3 days and still no response
phil: but i'm drunk and hornyyyy and i want fuck so
dan: so
phil: so have you ever tried online sex?
dan: wtf is wrong with you
phil: what the fuck is wrong with you, honey? are u ace or what
dan: nope, but i'm not a slut
phil: that's quite harsh, you sluts haming someone when you have lips literally made for blowing someone
phil: preferably me
dan: i'm blocking you, bye :)
phil: nanananananananah
phil: wait
phil: alright, do you want to play truth or dare but without dare?
dan: goodnight
phil: it's 2 am
phil: well fuck you too
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Tinder /phan/ AU
FanfictionOne of them wanted to start serious relationship, the other one just wanted sex. And then it happened. warning! daddy kink, smut, angst, gay romance (duh) & alcohol/drug use, etc.
