phil: well, sorry m8 i don't have memes, but i have a dick. you in?
dan: hi, do we know each other??
phil: honey, you in or nah?
dan: i asked you first
phil: nah, but cuz i'm good soul then no, we don't. i would remember you. ;)
dan: for your answer: yeah, i want to talk. but why dick tho?
phil: sex
phil: like my dick up in your ass
phil: or you blowing me
phil: whatever you prefer
dan: i don't know you that well, maybe we can start with normal conversation?
seen
dan: or i guess not
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Tinder /phan/ AU
FanficOne of them wanted to start serious relationship, the other one just wanted sex. And then it happened. warning! daddy kink, smut, angst, gay romance (duh) & alcohol/drug use, etc.
