phil: good morning sunshine
phil: are you still bitter about yesterday?
dan: dude what the actual fuck?
phil: what?
dan: i'm not interested in you? like yeah you are cute but your personality isn't
dan: and you have cute dog
phil: aww you're really sweet but honey, i'm not cute i'm daddy material
phil: but way to go, if i drop pic of my d will you be mad?
dan: tf stop??
dan: no seriously
phil: haha too late
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phil: or do you want another D? cuz i'm going to give you that later ;)
dan: you are living cringe i swear to god
dan: but ohmygod this doggo is cute?
dan: like cuter than you?
phil: well she better be, she's like the best dog in this fucked up world
phil: her name is clarke if you were interested
dan: huh strange
phil: what babe? ;)
dan: you wrote "fucked up world" but you don't even try to change this world, society, everyone
phil: huh strange
phil: how you make assumptions about me
phil: how fucked up are u then?
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phil: i'm going out, text ya later ;))
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Tinder /phan/ AU
FanfictionOne of them wanted to start serious relationship, the other one just wanted sex. And then it happened. warning! daddy kink, smut, angst, gay romance (duh) & alcohol/drug use, etc.
