Red Alert Romance (Sequel Tip Toe Romance A Dan Howell/Danisnotonfire Fan Fic)

DaLiza's Honeymoon

So uhh well I have a cold. Yeah I know Dan and I could be twins we both get colds in the middle of f*cking summer. SO ENJOY LIFE PEASANTS!!!

(I finally got over my cold when I typed the ending loves (: )

~Gabbie

DaLiza's Honeymoon

(A/N: You can imagine me writing this with a stuffy nose. *writes a sex scene bit* grabs a tissue box while moaning in agony "Fuck me, not in that way")

(Liza's Pov)

"Dan where are we going?" I laughed whilst asking Dan this question about our honeymoon.

"Like I said Liza, you look beautiful on the wedding day and I'll surprise you on the honeymoon." I groaned at Dan's come back. He laughed running his fingers through his hair. "You'll love it I promise."

"It better be candy land." I replied bitterly.

"It's not candy land, sorry sweet heart." He laughed, not only at his own pathetic pun but my honeymoon destination hopes. "Sorry, I had to."

"Dan, that pun was shit." I said as the flight attendant handed is our waters which we had asked for earlier.

"Here you two go." She said nicely as she leaned down and handed us our waters.

"Thanks love." I said taking the water from her.

"No problem enjoy the flight." She said quickly scurrying off to another passenger.

"I am not letting you have alcohol." Dan spoke up randomly.

"What?" I asked furrowing my eyebrows.

"Well, if Sam got drunk on a plane you, my love, could very well could get drunk as well." He said and I rolled my eyes.

"I am not going to get drunk, I rarely get drunk." Dan gave me this look that screamed 'Seriously' in a sarcastic tone. "Okay I've only gotten drunk a few times."

"That's better." Dan said squeezing my hand.

"I would really like to know where we're going Dan." I brought up again.

"Nope."

"Can I at least have a hint?" I asked giving him puppy dog eyes.

"Well," He glanced down at me. "Oh for fucks sakes it's somewhere in Mexico." He threw his arms in the air giving up completely.

I smiled. "I love you Dan you know that right?"

"Liza, you're married to me. You better fucking love me." I laughed and leaned over to his cheek and gave him a small peck.

"I do fucking love you Dan." He smiled.

"And I fucking love you Liza."

Sooner or later I fell asleep on Dan's shoulder, with his arm wrapped around my shoulders.

***

Once we arrived at our destination the hotel was beautiful. Of course almost everyone on the way to the hotel tried selling stuff to us and us being uncultured we had no idea what they were saying. Luckily, at the hotel there was a translator, or someone who spoke English. The hotel room was gorgeous, we even had a private pool.

I set my bags down on the floor by the door same with Dan. "Dan, the room it's gorgeous."

"Yeah now I understand why it was five stars." He said immediately wanting to explore.

I followed behind him, he walked out onto the patio outside. The private pool sat in front of both of us, and then it hit us. The heat.

"Damn it's hotter than hell out here." Dan said running his fingers through his fringe.

"Agreed. I'm going back inside to get some drinks." I said putting my thick red curly locks into a pony tail. "What do you want?" I asked curiously.

"Whatever alcohol they have." He spoke.

"Okay." I replied walking back inside as he sat down on a chair.

I walked into the kitchen enjoying the cool air that hit my face. I managed to find the alcohol quicker than I thought. They had several bottles of wine and champagne, luckily enough I loved champagne. I grabbed a bottle and two glasses and popped the cork.

I poured two glasses and walked outside again. Dan glanced back and smiled back at me. "Thanks beautiful."

"No problem." I replied sitting on his lap and handing the glass to him. "They've got like six bottles of alcohol in there it's crazy."

He took a sip. "Is it this stuff because wow I wouldn't mind getting wasted off of this."

I laughed. "No they have both wine and champagne."

I took a drink. The sweet taste spreading across my tongue. "I feel as if I forgot something." Dan said binding his eyebrows together.

"It wasn't your wallet was it?" I asked raising my eyebrows at him as we took another sip.

"No, it was something we both needed but I didn't want you to see it." I slapped my palm to my forehead.

"Oh my gosh Dan." I said making him laugh. "Well, you wanna go for a swim. I'm not sure if I packed a swimsuit but-"

"That's it!" Dan said as I stood up to put my glass on the table next to him.

"That's what?" I asked completely confused.

"Swimsuits. I forgot the swimsuits." I exhaled a sigh.

"Seriously Dan? Now we can't go swimming." I said as the pool lights came on. It was already dark here when I'm sure it was still sunny in Manchester.

"Well, we could." Dan said standing up and wrapping his arms around my waist. "I'm up for it if you are."

Skinny dipping. In a pool. "But Dan the other people will see us."

"Yeah how much we love each other." I smiled as he kissed my neck.

"Alright, just once though." I felt Dan's lips curl up into a smile. "I'm keeping on my bra and underwear though." I said as his hands slipped off my waist.

I couldn't see very well because it was so dark. Meaning that I couldn't really see Dan, but I could hear him. And just as I was slipping off my shirt and shoes at the same time did I hear him say: "No mas pantalones."

***

No mas pantalones means no more pants in Spanish by the way.

So I was holding back this update because I am going to see a doctor in Minneapolis on the seventh and I don't know how long I will be there. Wish me luck!

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed.

~Gabbie