Red Alert Romance (Sequel Tip Toe Romance A Dan Howell/Danisnotonfire Fan Fic)

Hoes before bros

Holy shite I am sooooo sorry! Like school has been cray cray lately! And my birthday was no fun since I had to spend it in a living hell, but hey I'm 15 now so yeah....I'm legally aloud to do absolutely nothing!

Anyway don't kill me!

DAN POV

We walked into the apartment, hand in hand to see two fully loaded Nerf guns. There was a blue sticky note attached to one of them.

I grabbed it and read it aloud as Eliza fiddled with her gun. "We will be having a couple battle, who ever wins doesn't have to make dinner for a week, however, the losing couple has to buy dinner for both couples for a week. The battle has now begun..."

"Gah Phil seriously?" Eliza groaned.

I chuckled. "Well let's go kick some ass." I said and soon we were walking around like they do in movies. The cliche backs together thing and guns pointed outwards.

Suddenly Phil popped up and started shooting at me from behind the kitchen counter. Then Sam jumped out of the bathroom and started shooting at me. I shot at Phil, hoping Eliza would cover Sam, but she didn't making me furrow my brow. Eliza ran over to Sam's side and started shooting at me also, while Sam moved her shots to Phil.

"What the hell Eliza!? We're on the same team did you not get that!?" I yelled glaring at her.

"Same with you Sam." Phil said looking both extremely afraid and mad at his wife.

"Hoes before bros." Sam said shooting Phil square in the forehead.

Eliza chuckled and started shooting me. I shot back, but soon I was out of ammo.

I looked over at Phil, praying he was some fucking ninja with a Nerf gun. But that wasn't true, and I was fucked. Eliza continued to shoot at me and soon enough Phil too was out of ammo. We had lost, now we had to buy the girls dinner for a week. Shit. I lost to two girls.

"Slayed it!" Eliza yelled doing this fancy handshake deal with Sam.

"And we looked hella fine while doin' it." Sam said flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Hells yeah we did!" Eliza yelled.

"Now y'all have to buy us dinner for a week mother fuckers."

"Damn." Phil cursed setting his gun on the kitchen counter.

"We lost to two chicks mate." I said to Phil.

"Aye, watch it I will kick your ass." Eliza threatened.

"I'll join her." Sam said raising her hand.

I sighed. "Where do you girls want to go?"

Phil began slipping on his coat and he tossed me mine. "Hmm." Sam said thinking.

"How about The Ivy?" Seriously the most expensive mother fucking restaurant ever owned? They had this planned.

"Yes! I would walk a gazillion blocks for their shepards pie and I don't even like shepards pie." Sam agreed. I will agree with her though, their food is that good.

"Alright grab your coats and let's go." They both laughed.

"Dan you're such a character, we aren't going dressed like this. We need to dress super fancy." They also have a dress code, thank you for reminding me Sam. They both skipped past us into their bedrooms and started getting ready.

Phil gave me the same look that I gave him the 'we're fucked' look. The one look that revolved around these girls twenty four seven, keeping us on our toes. But you got to love them.

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Sorry it's short and it took forever to update!

Stay lovely xx Gabbie