the seaside - bts!au

five.

"how can we trust you? it's probably photo shop."

"no! i swear, they are real mermaids"

"jungkook, go get some rest. and delete that off your phone, people will think you're a weird person"

"bu--"

"go."

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it was a month before summer break, and taekook decided to go to the beach again.

this time, they were going swimming, so they bought extra clothes.

too many clothes

"hyung! i see some dead bodies over there! should we help them?"

jungkook and taehyung made their way to the shore, and to their surprise, the 'dead bodies' were the three mermaids they had last seen two weeks ago. but with legs. legs.

panicking, taehyung and jungkook  put their extra clothes on the ex-mermaids. fortunately, they fit. the mermaids woke up, and smiled when they saw their human friends.

"jungkookie! you came back for--" jimin was soon cut off by jungkook dragging him and hoseok to the bus stop. taehyung was trying to drag jin, but jin kept clinging onto taehyung's leg.

"jungkookieee,, me and my hyungs wanted to see your roomates so we got legs! what were their names again? namjoon and yoon--" "shh, you're attracting attention" jungkook and taehyung were in a crisis. how were they going to explain to namjoon and yoongi?

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"yoongi hyung plea--"

"no."

"plea-"

"no."

"i'll do anything! please..."

"ugh fine, but please don't let them cause trouble."

on the other hand, namjoon didn't know what to do. three ex-mermaids living in their dorm with no clue how human society works and no identification. they probably don't even know how human sex works-- what are you thinking?

"fine, they can stay, but they can't go anywhere without identification."

"yayyyyy you're the best namjoonie!"

"honorifics, taehyung"

"*sigh* namjoon-hyung"

now that that everyone had more time, they got to work, teaching the mermaids about stuff that isn't on land and all that stuff.

"why did you teach them all that stuff, you nasty" yoongi pulled hoseok out of his room. hoseok was grinding against yoongi's chair.

"what? i'm so pur--"

"namjoon. explain yourself."

"ah well, teaching them quantum physics was kinda boring, and then jin asked what was in between his legs,, and then i gave them some sex ed, and then i showed po--"

"don't say it. we just need to pray they won't do anything to us."

"jimin-hyung what are you doing??!! get your hands out of-- AAHHH DON'T TOUCH THERE" the two heard jungkook screaming.

"well,,, shit" namjoon gave yoongi a cheeky smile and ran to his room. yoongi was going to kill him in his sleep.

"NAMJOON-HYUNG WHAT THE F^CK"

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jimin what are you doing

my writing has gotten sloppier wow i good grammar and gooder writing

05.12.18