It's me Mario. At least that's what you called me. I'm fat and red apparently. You also called me red lobster because I guess I looked like one when my face got red. I couldn't help that you know. I even made up a lie and said it was a blood disorder just to get you off my freaking back. Well that backfired. Your really funny but don't use your comedy to bring others down. You would make a great guy if you hadn't shoved your head up your butt. Then again I can't really be the one to judge. Maybe that's just you.
Sincerely,
Courtney Goble
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Sincerely, Courtney Goble
NonfiksiInspired by someone else to do this. I'll be apologizing to people you don't know.
