~South Park Headcanons~

Kyle Broflovski

1. He is much more a cat person than dog. Cats are simply more relatable, in his opinion.

2. Kyle has something called 'butt dimples', which is exactly what it sounds like.

3. At one time he was rather rebellious to spite stereotypes and his parents. He ended up getting a belly button piercing.

4. Later on, late highschool, Kyle finds himself a calling- auto mechanics. He ends up becoming a car geek.

5. Kyle tries to avoid sun directly all of the time. Even if he is at practice he will lather three coats of sunscreen to avoid getting a burnt