"HET-CHOO!" You let out probably the 20th sneeze that day. "Ugh. This is awdful.
Sebastian chuckled into his fist.
You rose a brow confusedly. "What is so funddy?" You sniffed.
"I'm sorry, but you're just so funny when you're sick," Seb gushed with a smug simper.
"Imb ndot sihck," You muttered with a congested sigh. "It's jut mby allergies."
"Whatever, same thing. I think it's cute," Seb smiled.
"Whad about this is cute to you!?" You exclaimed. Your eyes were puffy, face was bloated, and couldn't breathe out of your nose. "I don't see the appeal, hundey."
"Whatever," Seb rolled his eyes playfully. "It's pretty funny."
"You always say thad," You sniffed.
"Say what?" Seb asked confusedly.
"You always mbake fund of mby hayfever," You complained. "I mbein, sure it's okay for you, but is hell for mbe."
Seb giggled. "I'm sorry. But your voice! It's..."
"Funddy. I ged it," You rolled your eyes irritably. "Cand you just get mbe a hayfever tablet frumb the other roomb?"
"I sure cad, hodey!" Seb giggled, imitating your poor congested voice.
You pouted in annoyance. "I hade you."
"Love you too!"
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Later that month, when your allergies seized to bother you, (much to Sebastians' dismay) You asked for the millionth time if y'all could adopt a kitten. Of course, you asked this many times before, yet was caught off guard when Sebastian actually said yes. So with that, you lovers drove to the nearest pet store, You voicing excitedly all the way. Sebastian beamed at the sight of his overjoyed lover, but wasn't aware of what was coming next.
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"This one. Definitely her," You leaned in, reading her collar. "Charlie," you read. "I think she's the one."
"That's what you've said about every single one we've met," Seb chuckled at his lover's enthusiasm. He rubbed his eyes discretely.
"Sebby, you okay?" You asked, watching your boyfriend itch his eyes until they were slightly swollen and red. "Your eyes are getting really irritated."
"It's probably nothing," he said, blinking furiously. "Must be an eyelash or summat."
"I guess so," You shrugged, not thinking much of it. "So what do you think about Charlie? Isn't she special?"
"I'm sure she's not much different than the others..."
"But, Charlie's so cute!" You gushed. "I think she's one of a kind."
"There aren't a lot here, to begin with," Sebastian observed, looking around. "I guess adoption is popular right now?"
"Huh. I guess that's-"
"H-Huh, uh-Het-CHIEW!" Your sentence was interrupted by a sneeze.
Wait. What?
"Seb?" You rose an eyebrow. "Was that you?"
Sebastian looked baffled. "Me? Please. It must've b-be- ah, huh, H-HET-CHEW!"
You smirked. "Sebby, you wouldn't be...allergic, would you?"
"Allergic? To what? T-The ca-Ah, uh- ATCHOO! The cat? Sniff* Doe way!"
"Your voice is already really congested, Sebs. Sounds like an allergy to me."
"Whatever," Sebastian sniffed, rolling his red eyes. "Cand we just go hombe dow?"
"Uh uh uh," You tsked, waving a finger. "You never let me go that easily. Plus, your sneezes are so cute!" You commented smugly. "I think I'll play with Charlie a bit longer."
"N-No, huh, ih, oh, uh-Het-CHEIW! Not, huh-HETCHOO! F-f-ACHIEW! *sniff funddy..." he said, rubbing his irritated, red eyes.
"What do you mean? Hey! You wanna pet her? She's really soft..." You said, coaxing the kitten in Sebastians' direction.
"Ndo!!" Sebastian whined. "I-Huh-HETCHIW!" He let out a high-pitched sneeze into his fist. "Ugghhhhh," he groaned.
"Haha, this is hilarious!" You chuckled. "All those times you teased me for my allergies, when yours are just as bad, if not worse. Funny, isn't it?"
"Ndot really..." Sebastian muttered. He was about to get up and leave when Charlie decided it'd be a good idea to pounce on Sebastian' lap, causing an overwhelming tickle to blossom in his nose.
"Hit-CHIEW! Het-CHEW! Heh, huh...HAT-CHOO!" He let out a string of desperate sneezes.
"Jesus, Seb. You're so sneezy," Your brows rose in amusement. A small part of you felt sympathy for him, but you decided to let it go for just a second.
"Okay, okay!- HATCHOO! Okay! You've had your f-HETCHIEW!! Fud! Just pl- HUTCHOO! Please! Put it ba- ah, uh...het-CHIEW! Back! Mby head's about to explode!" You decided that it would be a good idea to give him a break. The poor boy looked exhausted from sneezing so much. You set the cat down, who immediately scurried away, and handed Sebastian a tissue, which he took gratefully.
Sebastian blew his nose loudly. "*sniff. That was uwful !" He whined with a congested voice. "I sdeezed like 80 tibes!"
"Now you know how I feel," You smirked.
"Shud up," Sebastian frowned. "Imb sorry, okay? Ndow please get mbe adother tissue or sumbthig because I cadt breath out of mby dose."
"Okay, okay. Let's go home, yeah?" You suggested. "Wouldn't want you allergies getting any worse, Seb."
Sebastian forcefully blew his nose again. "Ugh. I hade you."
You smirked, opening the car door. "Love you too."
