*texting with Emerson*
You: Soooo, when are you coming back from tour?
Emerson: A few months from now, why?
You: I kinda bought something for us to do on *date right here*
Emerson: And what is it that you bought?
You: You'll have to wait and seeee
Emerson: If it has anything to deal with One Direction, I'm not going.
You: BUT WHHHY
Emerson: I knew it -_-
You: I'm sorry
You: I just love Harry Styles so much
Emerson: Oh really now?
Emerson: Harry Styles? You love him?
You: Yes?
Emerson: Alright. I'll leave you be then
You: What are you talking about?
Emerson: Go talk to your boyfriend Harry Styles
You: You're being a baby, stop it.
You: I love you
Emerson: I'm still not going to the concert
You: What if i buy two tickets for Seb & Rem? Then will you go?
Emerson: ...... Yeah
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*groupchat*
You: So bitches, we're all going to see One Direction
Sebastian: I love me some Harry Styles, but like, why?
You: Harry is my man, back off??
Emerson: Oh?
You: Stfu
Remington: ON WITH THE STORY PLEASE???
You: Oh yeah, um, i wanna see One Direction & Emerson doesn't like them & like he wanted to bring you guys, i guess?
Sebastian Ah, that's funny
You: ??
Remington: Emerson is such a huge One Direction fan, ah.
You: So why'd he want you two to come then??
Sebastian: Because he loves usss
Remington: Our baby brother actually lovES US YES
Emerson: I hate you all.
