°If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.
°What doesn't kill you...disappoints me.
°You're like the top piece of bread. Everybody touches you, but nobody wants you.
°what is it with you and failure?
°you sound like you had a dick down your throat.
°seeing as your IQ is non-existence, there is no point in explaining this to you.
○Sarcastic comebacks:
~"sir it's really hot in here, can you open the windows more?" - "oh I didn't notice it was hot in here, after all I'm human and in the same room as you"~
~"is that Danielle?" - "no its fucking spongebob"~
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