We are still behind the shower curtain. I feel sick in my stomach a little when I hear Mackenzie's conversation over the phone. Must be to her CCP friend, Jessica.
'Hey, Jessie!' I hear as Mackenzie comes into the room. 'Have you got it?'
I'm a little curious so I silently yell at Brianna to stop making Miss Penelope kiss me with her bright red felt tip mouth and SHUT UP. God, if Mom was here, I'd be grounded for a MONTH, just for telling her precious Brianna to shut up.
'I've got the bug guy round. I saw he captures them and keeps them in containers! Eww, I know!'
Well excuse me, Ms THANG, my Dad works his butt off so girls like HER can sleep soundly at night without worrying that BUGS are gonna crawl in their ears and up their nostrils. She should be grateful! And anyway, it's not like dad keeps the bugs in the containers! He donates them so Ms THANG can glue her mouth shut with some Ravishing Red Revenge lip gloss!
'I'll take a few and leave them in her locker! You can come and open them 2 mins before the bell for recess goes and then we can watch from a distance. The Principal will FOR SURE expel her now!'
Who were they talking about? Who did Mackenzie hate so much she would go to any lengths to get this girl expelled? ME???!!!!!
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